Saturday, December 13, 2003
Reality Check
Insert the photo of someone you love (husband, wife, son, daughter, brother, sister, friend, YOURSELF) here.
Who are you willing to sacrifice for U.S. corporate profits and global dominance? (same thing) And now let's continue to demand that other countries do the same or suffer the wrath of being on Americas enemies list.
C'Mon, offer up the flesh of a loved one. It's your patriotic duty. Its the only way we'll be safe from nuc'lar cake.. No wait- turrists.. No there werent any turrists either.. um - evil dictators...Noo that's me...Freedom!..No we're doing away with that, causes too much embarrassment....wait wait.. I know I had a soundbyte here somewhere.. It must be in my photo-op pants with the fake turkey and air force issue codpiece. I know there was bullshit I was supposed to feed you here somewhere... Kaaarl!! Where's my ten gallon bullshit hat?!
NOT FUNNY
These are the faces of someones unthinkable heartbreak. I care. You care. The Bush administration let them die for greed. It's nothing but a game to them. Who are the REAL terrorists?
Insert the photo of someone you love (husband, wife, son, daughter, brother, sister, friend, YOURSELF) here.Who are you willing to sacrifice for U.S. corporate profits and global dominance? (same thing) And now let's continue to demand that other countries do the same or suffer the wrath of being on Americas enemies list.
C'Mon, offer up the flesh of a loved one. It's your patriotic duty. Its the only way we'll be safe from nuc'lar cake.. No wait- turrists.. No there werent any turrists either.. um - evil dictators...Noo that's me...Freedom!..No we're doing away with that, causes too much embarrassment....wait wait.. I know I had a soundbyte here somewhere.. It must be in my photo-op pants with the fake turkey and air force issue codpiece. I know there was bullshit I was supposed to feed you here somewhere... Kaaarl!! Where's my ten gallon bullshit hat?!
NOT FUNNY
These are the faces of someones unthinkable heartbreak. I care. You care. The Bush administration let them die for greed. It's nothing but a game to them. Who are the REAL terrorists?
It's Good to be the King, Pull!
Aaron Brown (live on CNN): Vice President Cheney was reprimanded today by a left-wing activist group for shooting peasants today. According to an employee of the private club, VP Cheney shot over 70 peasants. 400 peasants and other poor dullards were used as target practice for Cheney and his men….ummm..excuse me….what? I’m sorry, folks, my producer is screaming rather loudly in my ear…what? Ok..commercial…
Oh…pheasants! And mallards! Hahaha…I’ve got to get these glasses fixed. My bad.
Good one Ray!
Lovingly dedicated to the memory of Gilda Radners "Emily Lietella"
Aaron Brown (live on CNN): Vice President Cheney was reprimanded today by a left-wing activist group for shooting peasants today. According to an employee of the private club, VP Cheney shot over 70 peasants. 400 peasants and other poor dullards were used as target practice for Cheney and his men….ummm..excuse me….what? I’m sorry, folks, my producer is screaming rather loudly in my ear…what? Ok..commercial…
Oh…pheasants! And mallards! Hahaha…I’ve got to get these glasses fixed. My bad.
Good one Ray!
Lovingly dedicated to the memory of Gilda Radners "Emily Lietella"
Thursday, December 11, 2003
Happy Birthday My Hero
See those eyes looking at me
This funny little man who rescues me from myself every day by walking in the door
He laughs loud and hysterical at 50 year old Tom and Jerry cartoons
He screams obscenities during Patriots games like they can hear him
He thinks he can cook- stuff a racoon wouldn't eat
He thinks ketchup is a beverage
He makes me crazy and keeps me sane
He has a generous heart the size of the moon
He pretends he's tough
He would do anything for family
He made my family his family too
He thinks I'm smart and sexy
He holds my hand and touches my hair
He's a puppy
He's a mountain
He cracks me up everyday
He plays the fool with more wisdom than Buddha
December 11 1957 the Universe gave me you
I'm so lucky.
See those eyes looking at me
This funny little man who rescues me from myself every day by walking in the door
He laughs loud and hysterical at 50 year old Tom and Jerry cartoons
He screams obscenities during Patriots games like they can hear him
He thinks he can cook- stuff a racoon wouldn't eat
He thinks ketchup is a beverage
He makes me crazy and keeps me sane
He has a generous heart the size of the moon
He pretends he's tough
He would do anything for family
He made my family his family too
He thinks I'm smart and sexy
He holds my hand and touches my hair
He's a puppy
He's a mountain
He cracks me up everyday
He plays the fool with more wisdom than Buddha
December 11 1957 the Universe gave me you
I'm so lucky.
Monday, December 08, 2003
More pictures from the 2 day blizzard.
Made driving to and from work all weekend interesting. (Also made me feel less guilty about owning an SUV.)
My favorite.
snow2.jpg Rob to the rescue.
snow3.jpg Note my son Deriks head behind the drift. He's about 5'10".
snow4.jpg Derik again.
snow6.jpg Wind gusts were fierce.
snow7.jpg My road.
snow8.jpg A couple of the driveway.
snow9.jpg
snow10.jpg From the deck.
snow1.jpg From the street.
Made driving to and from work all weekend interesting. (Also made me feel less guilty about owning an SUV.)
My favorite.
snow2.jpg Rob to the rescue.
snow3.jpg Note my son Deriks head behind the drift. He's about 5'10".
snow4.jpg Derik again.
snow6.jpg Wind gusts were fierce.
snow7.jpg My road.
snow8.jpg A couple of the driveway.
snow9.jpg
snow10.jpg From the deck.
snow1.jpg From the street.
