Friday, January 30, 2004
Have hours of fun playing with your George W. action figure online without actually buying one!
(Of course, it would be fun to have one to stick pins in.)
Pretend you're Karl Rove, or Dick Cheney... push the buttons and make your words come out of HIS mouth!!
Comes with 4 outfits to dress him up in and play "pretend president"!
(WMD not included.) via Old Fashioned Patriot
(Of course, it would be fun to have one to stick pins in.)
Pretend you're Karl Rove, or Dick Cheney... push the buttons and make your words come out of HIS mouth!!
Comes with 4 outfits to dress him up in and play "pretend president"!
(WMD not included.) via Old Fashioned Patriot
Detach the State of Florida and Allow it to Float Loose in the Ocean Where it can't Hurt Anybody.
Reason #87
Fla. Circuit Judge Gene Stephenson
(A 57 year old woman is kidnapped, beaten, robbed and raped. The Judge, while pondering the fate of her attacker...)
...During proceedings in the rape case Monday before the prosecutor and defense attorney, Stephenson looked at a photograph of the battered victim and said, "Why would he want to rape her? She doesn't look like a day at the beach," according to a transcript reviewed by the Orlando Sentinel....
(EEEARGGGHHH!!!!)
Reason #87
Fla. Circuit Judge Gene Stephenson
(A 57 year old woman is kidnapped, beaten, robbed and raped. The Judge, while pondering the fate of her attacker...)
...During proceedings in the rape case Monday before the prosecutor and defense attorney, Stephenson looked at a photograph of the battered victim and said, "Why would he want to rape her? She doesn't look like a day at the beach," according to a transcript reviewed by the Orlando Sentinel....
(EEEARGGGHHH!!!!)
Thursday, January 29, 2004
Rollin' at The River...
World's Oldest Curmudgeon Tells All
We’re here with the Oldest Curmudgeon in the World. While he slips under the radar of most busy Americans, we were persistent in our efforts to locate him. Hopefully, you’ll find his cranky perspective as bracing as we did.
So, Mr. Curmudgeon, what do you think about the American administration?
Look, these people are insane. You have to work off of that premise from the start. They are not “Americans,” they have no loyalty to a people and a democracy that was, up until now, still limping along as a hopeful experiment. And the media, my God. People from other countries are just aghast when they see it. They wonder how you people can live here. How do you stand it when you are subject to the most nauseating drumbeat of fear and innuendo, with no real content, no practical, rational voice to speak of. It’s nothing but one big smirk. How do you get up in the morning, when they tell you every second of every day that you either conform to this business-centric, homogenized ideology or there is something wrong with you?
more...
World's Oldest Curmudgeon Tells All
We’re here with the Oldest Curmudgeon in the World. While he slips under the radar of most busy Americans, we were persistent in our efforts to locate him. Hopefully, you’ll find his cranky perspective as bracing as we did.
So, Mr. Curmudgeon, what do you think about the American administration?
Look, these people are insane. You have to work off of that premise from the start. They are not “Americans,” they have no loyalty to a people and a democracy that was, up until now, still limping along as a hopeful experiment. And the media, my God. People from other countries are just aghast when they see it. They wonder how you people can live here. How do you stand it when you are subject to the most nauseating drumbeat of fear and innuendo, with no real content, no practical, rational voice to speak of. It’s nothing but one big smirk. How do you get up in the morning, when they tell you every second of every day that you either conform to this business-centric, homogenized ideology or there is something wrong with you?
more...
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
You Say Deserter, I Say More Dessert... by Michael Moore
Friends,
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a "deserter." What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants. In fact, he “shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."....
Ah, Michael... When will YOU run for president?
Friends,
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a "deserter." What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants. In fact, he “shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."....
Ah, Michael... When will YOU run for president?
We're not having nearly enough fun around here lately.
So, from The Onion...
Narcissist Mentally Undresses Self
CHICAGO—J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. project manager and narcissist Brian Knowles undressed himself with his eyes while his secretary delivered the day's agenda Monday. "The entire time Sandra [Hutchins] was talking, I was imagining my clothing coming off, piece by piece," Knowles said. "I thought I was going to lose it when I yawned and stretched so seductively. It's a miracle I get any work done, running around in that tasty Armani suit all day." Knowles added that he's "so asking to be f*cked."
So, from The Onion...
Narcissist Mentally Undresses Self
CHICAGO—J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. project manager and narcissist Brian Knowles undressed himself with his eyes while his secretary delivered the day's agenda Monday. "The entire time Sandra [Hutchins] was talking, I was imagining my clothing coming off, piece by piece," Knowles said. "I thought I was going to lose it when I yawned and stretched so seductively. It's a miracle I get any work done, running around in that tasty Armani suit all day." Knowles added that he's "so asking to be f*cked."
Captain Irony
Bush's Military Record Reveals Grounding and Absence for Two Full Years
"I think that people need to be held responsible for the actions they take in life. I think that's part of the need for a cultural change. We need to say that each of us needs to be responsible for what we do." – George W. Bush in the first Presidential debate, October 3, 2000.
The base closings, cuts in military pay and veterans benefits (Hey, those Haliburton contracts are expensive.), death in the desert ("body bags" is so gauch, let's call 'em "transfer tubes") and thousands now eligible for Purple Hearts. (Don't worry if you haven't got yours yet, he'll extend your rotation).
Yep, AWOL-in Chief, You're responsible. Own up. Time to admit it was all the plan for oil and world domination.
Bush's Military Record Reveals Grounding and Absence for Two Full Years
"I think that people need to be held responsible for the actions they take in life. I think that's part of the need for a cultural change. We need to say that each of us needs to be responsible for what we do." – George W. Bush in the first Presidential debate, October 3, 2000.
The base closings, cuts in military pay and veterans benefits (Hey, those Haliburton contracts are expensive.), death in the desert ("body bags" is so gauch, let's call 'em "transfer tubes") and thousands now eligible for Purple Hearts. (Don't worry if you haven't got yours yet, he'll extend your rotation).
Yep, AWOL-in Chief, You're responsible. Own up. Time to admit it was all the plan for oil and world domination.
