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Bill Wertz sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair in a warehouse. He woo's women with his sensuous and godlike trombone playing, and he can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He makes stuff out of broken glass.

His favorite color is black. The laws of physics do not apply to him. His Website

Photo circa 1971

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