Feb 22, 2004
The UCSD Biking Club is being suspended by the UCSD Athletic Department for not having a permit to run their annual Christmas Cross Dress For Success Fundraiser. The event, which takes place each year in mid-December involves the men's bike club members dressing up like the cheerleading team and being auctioned off to frat-boys, sorrority girls, and local bicyclists, all supposedly to raise money for the club. The team, however, was denied a permit to run the function this past winter because of allegations of indecent and illegal conduct. Many students from other intermural clubs came forward last January and claimed the bikers were not running an innocent auction but were involved in prostitution. Apparently, the word had spread through the UCSD campus that the club ran a "special" auction. Several members of the Kite Flying and Ping-Pong clubs attended the 2002 Christmas Cross Dress to investigate because they were angry about losing funding from the school, which rewards the top money raising clubs with additional cash. There they found incrimenating evidence and took pictures of the "fundraiser," the evidence was then turned over to the head of the athletic department. The whole affair is being looked into at this time, including the 2003 event. According to the schools intermural sports club rules, no club is allowed to aquire money for their club through prostitution, lap dancing, or stripping.

The UCSD Men's Bike Club at the 2003 Christmas Cross Dress

Feb 10, 2004,
Jones and Danny call for a date change on the California State Tag Team Championship match, which was set to take place this past weekend in Indio. The tag team match, which was to be on Saturday, was delayed until the return of Danny Pate from Malaysia. Dano spent last week in the South-East Asian island nation to work on his grappling skills with reknowned Jujitsu expert Dougei Knoxen. When he tried to return to the States for the Tag Team Chmp's he was held on suspicion of terrorism charges because his suitcase was filled with illegal Chinese fireworks. Dan the Man is being held for questioning by Malaysian authorities. The match is being rescheduled for a later date. Mike Jones has been unreachable for the past several days but is believed to be staying in the Redlands area, waiting for his Audi's repairs to be completed. Erik, seemingly unaffected by the last minute change, took the chance to head out on a bike ride. Erik has no fear of food, unlike most other "pro" riders with eating disorders, or at least, a self prolaimed and promoted "diet." Notice the cinnamon bun in his jersey pocket. Still, Erik has very low body fat and maintains his weight easily, even though he eats as he pleases... Hmm, sounds to us like most pro's are turning into girls.

Feb 4, 2004,
Mike Jones went to the mountains outside of Redlands to practice for the upcoming Redlands Classical Bicycle race. Erik took the short drive over from Twenty Nine Palms to greet him and found his car. Being the gentleman he is, Erik gave Mike a welcome to California "present." Jones was later seen descending into town on a bike with his team duffel bag and a tear streaked face.

Feb 3, 2004,
UPDATE: It has been confirmed! According to the Svatek Pro Pages http://home.comcast.net/~jfoxh/SvatekProPages.htm SvaDiesel will be teaming up with The Rok in a match for the California State Tag Team Championships against two relative unknowns in the wrestling world, Mike Jones and Dano Pate. Jones, known for his online diary and line of designer hats produced with Miami's Matt D-canio Fashuns, has re-entered the ring after a four year hiatus. Jones claims to be back up to fight weight ( 275lb ) and in the shape of his life with a new move to boot. "I've been working on my finishing move quite a bit, it's called the Burrito Roll, it was inspired by burritos and Bob Roll [ the chubby OLN announcer] " said Jones at a press conference in Tucson this evening. Jones had only this to say of his inexperienced tag team partner " I know Danny is only 112lbs but that guy has a lot of heart..." We hope his heart can take the punishment the reigning Califonia State Champions are going to give him on Saturday.

Erik's teamate Nieko Biskner, the Santa Barbara playboy ( you better not be dating my cousin buddy ) and Pro biker has his own site up, www.thebikepit.com ( sorry, can't link it directly from here...). This guy is very talented, he can race fast and do a really nice looking web page, I'm impressed. Follow this second year Pro as he finds his way in life and discovers himself along the way...

News of an upcoming outdoor Freestyle Brawl between Erok and, an as of yet undisclosed, wussy bike dork in the California community of Indio. The fight is set to take place in the next week. Erik's fans in the stunningly beautiful city of Indio are in for a real treat at this no holds barred battle royal. There are rumors that former tag team teamate Matt Sva-Diesel will be reuniting with the Rok for the evening. Indio is located east of Palm Springs on the 10, not too far from Erik's palatial residence in the exclusive desert oasis of Twenty-Nine Palms. Members of ESSFS will receive free entry to the event, just show your membership card at the box office.

ESSFS MEMBERS! We have the membership card online now for you to download! Print out these images, cut out the cards and paste together, place your photo on the back along with your member number (not your "member's" number but your ESSFS club number), sign it, and laminate for protection.

Jan 30, 2004,
We at ESSFS don't like to spread rumors but we just got this photo from a friend in Tucson AZ. This friend saw Mike Jones Audi A4 (base model below the A6 and S4) parked near a rest area on the highway just outside of town . The picture shows what appears to be Jones' car with a vanity license plate that says GORDSBOY. Interesting...

Jan 29, 2004,
Erok puts the smackdown on Mikes Jones selfpromojones.com site. Erik, during a post death-match interview in Pittsburg PA, said of Mike Jones new website "That pretty boy Micheal Jones has got himself a boring ass site full of dumb ass diary entries. Who wants to read a damn diary entry about going for coffee with some Snow Valley loser and selling ugly hats? Not too many people..." We at the ESSFS couldn't agree more with the King of the Ring, Jones site seems to lack spontaneity and spark this year. It appears, yet again, a rider has lost his battle with individuality and conformed to the Pro Team Standards set in effect in 1991 by Coors Light rider Davis Phinney. PTS effects more than 98% of pro riders on "real" teams and includes syptoms such as: lack of a good sense of humor, Euro style clothing choices, cheating on wife/girlfriend when more than ten miles away from home, shoe fetish, and many more severe ailments. Few riders can resist the pull of PTS, which is nearly forced on them by peer pressure from older teamates. A few brave people who have ducked the blow of PTS include Danny Pate, Adam Sbeih, Matt Svatek, and Erik Saunders. PTS is set to ravage the ranks of younger riders this season, with the demise of several "real" teams, the old veteran riders have been scattered among the many smaller outfits. This will no doubt increase the spread of PTS and more bikers, like Jones, will succumb to this plague of biking.

Erik Shows Off His 2003

National Tag Team Belt

Bitches be warned; this is the ERok site, imposters, posers, and perpetrators will be beat down here.