I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote

By JOE WILBUR
The Tattoo
  
"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal."
                 --- Jello Biafra

There's going to be an election. Someone is going to be
Mayor. Someone will always be Mayor. He'll kiss pigs. He'll
praise Miss Bristol. He'll speak at the Mum Festival. He'll be
passionately against blight. Does anyone think blight is a
good idea? Does it really matter, to anyone under 18, who it
is, provided he's taller than the podium?

Maybe. Maybe not.

If you're the average Bristol teenager, you know the score --
our high schools are so far behind technologically it's not
worth knowing where the computer labs are, the town's only
entertainment (outside of sex and alcohol) is the occasional
high school musical, and downtown is, well, laughable. 

As long as the economy is good, it's said, those who can and
will vote will cast their ballots for as little change as
possible. And that's probably true.

Feel differently? Too bad. You don't vote. 

When was the last time anyone in a position to effect any of
this asked you how you felt about Bristol? And what would
you say?

The truth of the matter is that very little of what's done in
Bristol has anything to do with teens. The city, the Board of
Education, the chamber of commerce all have acceptable
teenage public facades from beauty queens to student
representatives, but they're there, almost without exception, to
prove how concerned the Big People are while we play at the
kid's table.

It smacks of my generation's unceasing cynicism, but it's true.
We don't vote. We don't pay a substantial share of the city's
taxes. Heck, most of us don't even watch the news or read
the paper. We can't even score acceptably on math and
reading competency tests. Is it wrong that the city as a whole
seems so indifferent toward us? Of course.

But who can blame them? We have nothing to bargain with.

If you want to make an impact, establish credibility and go
for it yourself, from the ground up.

It's the issues that are important, not the man. Write
something. Draw something. Learn something. Teach
something.

In a town the size of Bristol at least, and with Bristol's lotus
eating mentality, it's not about who's in office. The town is
largely a self sustaining entity. Public opinion will dictate
that which needs to be done is done.

The worst that can happen is that, when you come return
from college for Thanksgiving or Christmas, downtown hasn't
turned into the hotbed of consumer activity/ Norman
Rockwell portrait the city seems to think it ought to be. 

There's going to be an election. Someone will be Mayor.
Someone will always be Mayor. Let's hope he's amusing.