September 13 2004
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Pajama Party!

Now that I have my pajamas on, I can write something this evening. Do I have to go out to my living room, or can I stay here in my home office?

Does anyone else think that a great name for the best blog writing (like a Pulitzer for blogs) would be the "Jammy" and the awards ceremony would, of course, be called "The Jammies?" Someone has to set that up!


It's pretty clear the CBS is hoping something else will come along to supplant the scandal over the forged memos that Dan Rather and 60 Minutes II tried to push on the American public. The furor seems to be cooling off a bit. The blogs that pointed out the forgeries have pretty much proven their point, with one expert after another coming down on the side of the memos being fake. Only the most close-minded, leftist partisans could deny that the memos are phony. The only real questions remaining are:

  1. Who forged the documents?
  2. What were the forgers' motives?
  3. Just how low is the forger's IQ, assuming he or she was trying to smear President Bush?
  4. How in the world did CBS allow themselves to be taken in by such amateur forgeries?
  5. What does it say about CBS's collective IQ?
  6. How long will Dan Rather last?

In some late updates, RatherBiased.com has posted some information on Dan Rather's latest lame attempt to defend the forgeries. Once again, Dan just doesn't get it. Read on!

Traffic!

Like Instapundit, I have to thank Mr. Rather and CBS; the number of hits on my site has grown tremendously over the past couple of days. Here's graph showing it:

Look at that! On September 11th, I had around 140 unique hits! That's major league, I must say. Compare my hits, for example, to Instapundits' hits:

Glenn only had about 380,000 unique hits on the 11th. That means he just had roughly 2,712 times as many hits as me. Compare that to a more typical day, like September 2nd. On the 2nd, I had 11 unique hits. Instapundit had about 280,000. That's about 25,455 times as many. That means I've gained on Glenn by roughly an order of magnitude in just over a week! Clearly my plan for taking over the blogosphere by being ignored is working. Mwah ha ha ha!

Ok. Sorry for the lame attempt at being funny. I should just let Frank J. do the funny. Or Scrappleface. Or John Addis. Or Daily Kos (snark).


Rather's Defense: Is this an 1 or an l? Or is it a 1 or a l?

According to RatherBiased.com, Dan Rather is still trying to defend the forgeries. His latest defense comes from some "software designer" named Richard Katz that claimed, "He noticed the lower case l is used in documents instead of the actual numeral one. That would be difficult to reproduce on the computer today."

This is more utter stupidity on CBS's part. Take a look at my heading for this part of the post. Is the first character a lowercase "L" or the numeral one? It's somewhat hard to tell, isn't it? And that's with the characters in close proximity in boldface. Take a look at normal 12 point type:

Which is it, an 1 or an l? Or is it a 1 or a l?

In the Times New Roman typeface, at 12 point, the two characters are nearly indistinguishable on my monitor (which is an expensive Samsung 17" 173P flat panel at 1280 by 1024 pixel resolution). So, let's enlarge:

18 point. Is it an 1 or an l?

24 point. Is it an l or an 1?

36 point. Is it an 1 or an l?

It doesn't get much better, does it? The characters are nearly identical. The lowercase "L" is on the right in every example (or is it? Can you tell?). It looks to me that it's a little bit taller, a little heavier, and has a slightly shorter serif. I can see that at 36 point, but not very well at 12 point. If I didn't know which was which (because I typed them!), I wouldn't be able to tell you, that much is for sure. Perhaps an expert on the Times New Roman font face would be able to tell them apart just by looking, but not many people could.

Now, wasn't one of CBS' earlier assertions that there was no way anyone could be certain about authenticity because the documents were reproductions that had been distorted by copying? Yet, we're now supposed to believe that Mr. Katz can tell a lowercase "L" from the numeral one in these documents?

Give. Me. A. Break.

Take a look at the ones "1's" in the screen shots on Joseph Newcomer's page (copied by Little Green Footballs). Do you think anyone could honestly tell a lowercase "L" from the numeral one (1 versus l) at the resolution of those images? CBS has admitted that they don't have the original documents, only copies, so what Mr. Katz was working from is distorted as well. We don't know how much, relative to what CBS posted, since CBS won't release high-resolution scans of their copies. But if CBS's versions are distorted even a little, distinguishing a Times New Roman 12 point lowercase "L" from a "1" will be next to impossible.

Mr. Rather asserted that "the lower case l is used in documents instead of the actual numeral one. That would be difficult to reproduce on the computer today."

You know, I've never had any trouble using my lowercase "L." I'd better try it to make sure:

l l lth Fighter Interceptor Group

111th Fighter Interceptor Group

Hmmm. That didn't seem very hard. In the first line, I used lower case L's with spaces in between; in the second, I used numeral ones. The spacing is slightly different (because of the darned automatic character spacing that Microsoft products do, but typewriters don't!), but other than that, it looks almost identical. Since the animations that Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs produced show exact registration between Microsoft Word and the CBS documents, it's clear that Mr. Katz is wrong. The characters used are numeral ones, not lowercase L's.

Dan Rather has produced yet another completely inadequate, easily debunked defense of the forged documents. He claims that a Times New Roman 12 point lowercase "L" can be distinguished from a numeral 1 (1 versus l) on a low resolution image.

Here's an excerpt of the PDF version of the CBS document that they posted:

Sorry, Dan. There is no way anyone can make that distinction based on this image. It's way too distorted to see details that fine, but you certainly can see that the font is proportional and is probably Times New Roman or a close variant. So, you can compare basic letter forms and spacing. That's what Charles Johnson did, and it's an exact match for Microsoft Word.

Compounding the stupidity, Mr. Rather asserts that using lower case L's would be "difficult to reproduce on the computer today."

But Dan, I just did it! It wasn't difficult at all, and the control I have over letter spacing on this web page is much less than I would have in Microsoft Word. If I wanted to use lowercase L's rather than numeral ones, I certainly could (and did!), and in Word I could match the character spacing very, very closely, if not exactly.

Mr. Rather, you're in way over your head. You don't understand the technologies involved, you're relying on "experts" that aren't, and this whole thing is caving in on you. Stop digging! Apologize, take the hit, and retire. It will be better for you and for the country.

P.S. I lied. In the 24 point example above, I reversed the "1" and the "L". Did you catch it? Really?

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