rodmael.com        Humor A man is out walking one day when he passes by the state mental hospital which has a high wooden fence.  From the other side he hears a voice moaning: "five","five","five".   He moves closer and puts his ear to the fence and again hears: "five","five","five".  Just then he notices a knothole at a level where he might spy through to the other side of the fence.  When he puts his eye to the knothole a finger shoots through and pokes him.  As he falls to the ground, clutching his eye in searing pain, he hears the voice on the other side moan: "six","six","six". Solution A mechanic, an electrician, a chemist, and a computer guy were driving on the highway when their car broke down. The mechanic said, "I think a rod broke." The chemist said, "There's no combustion so it's not getting enough gas." The electrician said, "I think something's wrong with the electrical system." The computer guy said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in." Why would Hitler NEVER drink Vodka? It made him mean. I was eating dinner over at my friend's house and finally I got really upset. "Why is your dog just sitting next to the table and staring at me?"  I asked. My fried replied, "Oh, don't mind him.  He's just not used to someone eating out of HIS dish."