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"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" --- W. C. Fields

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." --- unknown

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." --- Napoleon Bonaparte

"99 percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name." --- Steven Wright

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." --- unknown

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." --- Will Rogers

"It ain’t what you don’t know that will hurt you, it’s what you think you know that ain’t so." --- Will Rogers

"If you think you are important - put your hand in some water, take it out, and see how much of a hole you've left." --- Bruce Davies

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted" --- Albert Einstein

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --- Albert Einstein

"Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." --- Albert Einstein

"There is no sin greater than ignorance" --- Rudyard Kipling

"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

"There is enough for everyone's needs, but not enough for everyone's greed." --- Gandhi

"Faith is, 'to believe what you do not see' the reward of which is ' you see what you believed " --- Chinmaya

"Come the millennium month 12, in the home of the greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader." --- Nostradamus 1555

"Is our children learning?" --- George W. Bush

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." --- George W. Bush

"They misunderestimated me." --- George W. Bush

"Nobody needs to tell me what I believe. But I do need somebody to tell me where Kosovo is."  --- George W. Bush

"Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists" --- George W. Bush

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --- George W. Bush

"There ought to be limits to freedom!" --- George W. Bush

"God speaks through me." --- George W. Bush

"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."   --- Aesop, 6th Century B.C.

"People have to watch what they say and what they do." --- Bush White House press secretary Ari Fleisher, in a public warning to Americans, 2001

"Any man who'd go two ranches away and kill the owner, destroy the buildings and seize the livestock because he's scared of a rumor sayin' they'd just got a rifle ain't too smart and don't sit very tall in the saddle." --- Charlie Amacher, Sept. 23, 2002

"Hey, why let the facts get in the way of a perfectly good war?" --- Arianna Huffington

"When people feel uncertain, they'd rather have someone who is strong and wrong, than someone who is weak and right," William F. Clinton

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell

"When someone tells you they're fighting for freedom of religion, 0there's a good chance they're really fighting for their freedom to make you follow their religion" --- Ted Rall

"Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism... Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate [sic].  Those who had the fortune of being born on some particular spot, consider themselves better, nobler, grander, more intelligent than the living beings inhabiting any other spot.  It is, therefore, the duty of everyone living on that chosen spot to fight, kill, and die in the attempt to impose his superiority upon all the others." --- Emma Goldman

"What distinguishes the New Right from other American reactionary movements and what it shares with the early phase of German fascism, is its incorporation of conservative impulses into a system of representation consisting largely of media techniques and media images. " --- Philip Bishop: The New Right and the Media

"As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned, and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working on the prejudices of the people until wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.  I feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of war." --- Abraham Lincoln

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