The best mousetrap ever invented: A Cat

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

When addressed, a cat does not move a muscle, they look as they hadn't heard.

There is a "MEOW" in the middle of "Homeowner"

The best way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

Beware of people who dislike cats.

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a Cat.

A cat takes no interest in other people's affairs, unless he is directly concerned.

The Cat appears to have feelings only for themselves, loves only conditionally, and enters into relations with people only to abuse them.

Cat instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken.. then will awaken them ten minutes earlier.

The Cat; An animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but would deteriorate the cat.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

There is a ridiculous idea that dogs are superior to cats because cats cannot be trained. Well a CAT will not jump into a lake and bring back a stick. WOULD YOU??

Anybody, any lout, any half-wit, any scruffy, self-centered moron, can command the affection and servile obedience of a DOG, but it takes intelligence and understanding.. to win the affection of a cat.