Skydiving Humor

Jokes I've head a zillion times already

Q: What's the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
A: A bad golfer goes, "[WHACK]. . . F*ck!", a bad skydiver goes "F*ck!. . .[WHACK]".

Q: What's the difference between a good 4-way skydiving team, and a bad one?
A: When a good team bounces it goes "[WHACK]", when a bad team bounces, it goes "[WHACK]. . . [WHACK][WHACK]. . .[WHACK]" (Explanation for whuffos: A good team holds a tighter formation.)