Bop's Pa. Dutch Vorld Vide Vep Paitch

You've ever sat down to eat a meal at one of those restaurants inside the Green Dragon.
You sometimes like to have pig stomach for your Thanksgiving dinner.
You step outside in the Spring time and don't notice an aroma.
You know what a "wunnerfitz" is ... and a "schnickelfritz."
You never tell people that rain is in the forecast; you tell them "they want rain." And a torrential downpour is "really makin' out".
You run to the store to stock up on bread and milk every time they want snow.
You go to at least one fire company carnival every year.
Before going outside you ask "what's it like outside?"
You never clean your place. You "ret it up" instead.
You always order your fasnachts ahead of time.
When going somewhere you ask people if they want to "go with."
When you run out of brown sugar, you say "the brown sugar is all."
You reach for the salt and pepper before tasting your food.
You put ketchup on your eggs.
You know what's in scrapple, and you eat it anyway. Yum yum!
You save bacon fat in an old coffee can for later use in frying.
You mix your pot pie dough with your hands.
Molasses is the main ingredient in your pies, baked beans and medicinal potions.
You put gravy on your pancakes .... and french fries.
You've ever been bobbing for funnel cake.
You know about the hazards of electric fences!
Your kids get grexy now and then.
You scold you children by saying, "You daresn't do that!"
Your last five direct ancestors all have the same first and last names.