Here are some things that are popular with Pennsylvania Dutch people:

• Dr. Scholl's products
• Brown eggs
• Red meat, when it's cooked well done, nearly burnt
• US Savings Bonds and Certificates of Deposit
• Summer
• Lawn sheep
• Tobacco products
• Hunting & fishing
• Kissing
• The chicken dance
• Republicans
• Joe Paterno

And here are some things that many Pennsylvania Dutch people do not like:

• Diets
• Exercise equipment
• Red meat, when it's cooked rare or medium-rare
• Stocks and mutual funds
• Anyone with anything to sell
• Answering machines
• Tipping
• Dental floss
• Democrats
• Hot, spicy food (except for horseradish; that seems to be OK!)
• And lastly, it goes without saying, the Pennsylvania Dutch do not eat sushi