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Pennsylvania Dutch Wit and Humor

This morning I walked into a restaurant in the Pa. Dutch Country and sat at the counter next to a Pennsylvania Dutchman. Soon another man came in and sat on the other side of the Dutchman. He slapped the Dutchman on the back and said "HI DONKEY ... how's it goin'." So I said to the Dutchman onct "Did you hear what that guy called you ... are you going to take that crap?" The Dutchman looked at me and said "HE HAW ... HE HAW ... He HAWlways calls me that!"

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Saville der dago
Assousin bussizinaro
Nocho demiz troux
Summit coussin summit doux!
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