Quote Jeffrey: ...and the funny thing is that in this millieu Lolth is not the pre-emminant Drow God, and is often the 'patron' goddess of dissident & disloyal factions, which means it would be quite possible that a set of royalist troubleshooters might end up confronting driders...Yes just refer them to the proper authorities, right?
Lessee the Manual says here - Driders. Handle with extreme prejudice. Which handle is that? all mine are attached to tools with OTHER names. Trocar, spreader, tongue repressor, bone splicer, gristle spinner:oooh I need to MAKE one.
Dante: Comfortable?
Client: Well yes actuall -uh, What is that?
Dante: That is Extreme Prejudice. It has a handle.
Client: Ah. Looks new. Made that one up yourself, did you?
Dante: Yeah, I am a torturer so I get to design my own tools. Neat huh?
Client: Say isn't there anything I can do to get OFF this rack?
Dante: It is NOT a rack it is an armature. Racks are vertical and involve traction and degloving processes. The armature is merely for safe and passive restraint.
Client: I don't feel safe.
Dante: Safe for ME.
Client: Oh. I knew that you were going to say that. What are ah, oooh my, very, ah... neat... (faintly) yes... neee-at. Glurg. bubble. sigh.
(note to self, good penetration and collateral effects, entrance wound seems too large for a drider weapon, must revise and experiment more)
Dante: sigh. Would someone get me another client?