The page cannot be cool

The page you are looking for would be just weird, if it actually existed, or maybe even immoral.

Please try the following:

  • If you really are looking to trap a monkey, please re-consider and remember, you share about 99.72% of your DNA with these noble creatures. Except your uncle Leo, he shares almost all of his DNA with monkeys. Aren't you glad he's just related by marriage?
  • Try getting a life, and don't read what you think are Microsoft template error pages.
  • Click the Back button to do something more useful with your life.
  • Click search.gif (114 bytes) Search to look for information on the Internet. I suggest looking for the latest research on Dark Energy or why it's important to save the rain forests and eliminate the causes of Global Warming.

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