Class of 57 St. Peter High McKeesport, PA.

ROSE MARIE ENGLE is heading the faculty at Mount Mercy's new billion dollar wing constructed by that eminent architect, HELEN WATSON.

Diamond CHARLES HUTCHISON, speculator on the Stock Market, who has just made his third million, was seen going down the avenue in his new 1974 OHMsmobile, exclusively designed and constructed by the ROBERT LEE OHM Corporation of Flatbush, Iowa.

Directly behind him, we find TOM PETERSON, teenage rock and roll idol who has just composed "I'll Never Forget What's Her Name!!", theme of the new motion picture "Life of Gordon Hathaway".

This spectacular is now playing its 40th straight season at the SILER and STEELE Amalgamated Movie Theatres throughout the Belgian Congo.

While on location in lowest Africa, we were most interested in the MERRITT and VALENTINE Headshrinkers, Inc.

Meanwhile back to the states ! ! ! Crossing the ocean the dry way over the MICHAEL SMOLCHEK Transatlantic highway comes LUDWIG KONARSKI, Chief interpreter for the United Nations. He is accompanied by JAMES KING, head snooper for "Confidential" , who has just made his report on "Life in Lower Dogpatch".

What's this ! ! ! We find that frogman RICH LYNCH, whiling away his convalescent hours in Braddock General Hospital after an unfortunate mishap "twenty thousand leagues under the sea". He is surrounded by surgical nurse RITA HANEY and operating room supervisor, BARBARA ANN SIMON, as they watch that new TV sensation "This Is Life??" starring those love birds of TV land, PAT LUNDIE and SAM McELHINNY.

Another one of our former classmates making a name for himself on TV is HARRY WITT, otherwise known as the man called "Q"; he led nine lives.

Heading the secretarial staff at the IBM Corporation are JEAN HORBALY, JUDY ALTON, and PATRICIA GOETTLER.

Man about town in politics is GEORGE LEE, just elected to that eminent position of supervisor in charge of Sanitation at S.P.H. Mr. LEE was newly installed by the Mayor of McKeesport, RICHARD KRONZ, ex-lawyer from Bunola University.

We find SHEILA McARDLE, ex-classmate, challenging BERNIE MILLER to defend her undefeated title as "World Champion Lady Wrestler". The match is refereed by TEDDY LOYA.

MARY LOU McKAY, prima donna of the Met, is playing her fifth season at the London Palladium. Speaking of well-known singers, AL STASKO has just finished a week engagement at the Sands Club, deep in the heart of the Sahara.

Across the desert in Egypt, we see TERRY SCOTT acting in the official capacity of Hangman as a result of the settlement of the Suez crisis brought about by to representatives of the United Nations, WILLIAM POGUE and CLYDE HEUER.

PAT MILLER is head soda jerk at Rift Drug Stores, "Specializers in Alkalizers", whose chief chemist is CAROL SIDUN.

PAT AITES, well-known model, is modeling new Paris creations designed by Monsieur PHILLIP RENARD.

JEAN HERLEHY has recently been offered the position of Private Secretary to that well-known journalist GEORGE McGLAUGHLIN.

CATHERINE GILES and PHYLLIS HOLLYWOOD have just added another one in the chain of "Boo and Stovie" dance studios in Yukka Flats.

THERESA HOOVER has just been promoted to First Chair Flautist of the Boston Philharmonic Symphony.

On a 500,000 acre cattle ranch, owner WILLIAM JOHNSON, with the aid of those famous geneticists, PAT ORMAND and ARLEEN THOMAS, have recently discovered a new type of pre-boiled beef.

Passing over Dallas at the speed of 3000 mph, The Super Transcontinental DC-4 Jet Transport owned by the FRANCES MILLER Airlines Inc., is piloted by BOB DEMSKO, assisted by copilot, REGE FADDISH. Also working on this plane are stewardesses PAT KUSHNER and SYLVIA BECKER.

Captain of the U. S. Navy, JOHN BRIECK sits in the Artic ! ! !

Meanwhile down the Jamaica Way ! ! ! To the faints strains of "Davo - Davo", we find DAVE HAHNER'S banana boat fleet returning after tally man GENE WALK "tallied the bananas".

Further down the shore at the Beachcomer's Club, the genuine native "Carol Sisters", CAROL KOVALY and CAROL JORDAN are closing their last show with "Grass Skirt Gretchen" and BOB CHARNEY holds the candelabrum.

A hop, skip, and a jump away, in Cuba, coffee bean pickers BERNIE SNYDER, CARLA NELIS, and ROZ GRACE are recovering from shock and severe caffeine poisoning in the capable hands of ALBERTA ZEWE, head medical research worker in Havana.

It takes someone from the class of '57 to really develop something different. RICHARD UHER has discovered not instant coffee, not instant tea, but that all time sensation "Instant Water". Assisting him in his great project were physicists KATHLEEN BULGER and ADRIANN McKAY.

Recently selected as the new editor of "Charm" magazine is the well known home economist NORMA SIMILO. She is aided by her colleagues ANN DVORSKY, as typist, and GEORGEANN HANKO as circulation manager.

After fifteen years of faithful service at the Thorofare Supermarket, ED KOLLAR has been promoted to the honorable position of head bag boy.

LOU SIMON has just made her 10th million as the manufacturer of permanent straightner for girls with natural curly hair.

Currently cruising beneath the Indian Ocean is TONI LOVAS, first lady submarine commander.

SALLY BEREZNAY has put her knowledge of well kept hair to good use. She has recently opened a chain of Beauty Salons throughout the United States.

JUSTINE THOMAS, medical research worker, has discovered a painless hypodermic needle to be manufactured by LOUISE SOBOLEWSKI and Company.

Commander of the French Foreign Legion, BOB SIMURDA, has introduced a new "vogue" consisting of black suede shoes and sideburns.

THE END

Kettle boil, cauldrin bubble. Let us know of future trouble.

Cauldrin bubble, kettle boil. What a life of woe and toil.

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