When you need to add a scanner,
To your disk and CD-ROM,
You just plug it on the bus,
(which can only be so long).
Then you load a device driver,
And scan and save with glee,
Without using another resource,
Try that with
IDE!
If there's something about SCSI,
that really can be said,
it's "there's plenty of connectors",
to make any user dread.
So what was old Woz thinking,
when he used DB-25s,
on the Mac plus SCSI port?
Did he really think it jives?
This thing is just a dinosaur,
from before Bell 103,
Could it really be enough cheaper,
to make him sing with glee?
Following his example,
other cheapskates came,
using the same connector,
do they think this is a game?
It's caused so many problems,
since 1987,
If I never see another,
I'll know I went to Heaven!
Now designers one and all,
I can really sympathize
when your boss says "get the cost out",
it can bring tears to your eyes.
But, if you want to live with all of us,
who are using SCSI-3,
Then use the right connectors,
Or I'll put you 'cross my knee!