You believe that Sacraments are to be
administered, not passed around.
You hold the doctrine that whatever
is worth doing is worth overdoing.
You think of the Wippell's
catalog as liturgical porn.
You get more exercise genuflecting,
kneeling, and prostrating than running, jogging, or walking.
the volumes in your library have been out of print for over a century.
The primary causes of your violating the Tenth Commandment are found on
the pages of Wippell's.
You'd consider going over to Rome if it
didn't mean giving up being catholic.
hearing the parable of the Good Samaritan, you wonder what the priest and the
Levite were wearing.
On Easter morning, the men of your parish wear
more lace than the women.
You believe that the current controversies
over the Bishopric of Jerusalem, the Open Pulpit Canon, the ordination of
women, the new Prayer Book, and the Bishop of New Hampshire can be settled
amicably but that the Alcuin Club and the Society of SS. Peter & Paul may
need separate provinces.
You believe that 'old-time religion' was
what we had before Pius XII started mucking around with Holy Week.
You'll fight to the death for the 1928 Prayer Book, provided it's never
You are willing to receive a visitation from your
bishop, but would go to the barricades to keep cassock-albs out of your
You think that 'Almy' is French for Methodist.
You think that 'On Eagles' Wings' is where Low Churchmen read the
- Originally compiled by John Treat
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