Dwedit's Misc/Dead Flash
This page is pretty much me dumping some of my obscure, unreleased, or dead flash content off my hard drive to here.  Enjoy the horror that is this page!

AlexChiuMarioGame2

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This was as attempt at generating Super Mario style levels randomly in flash.  Never got anywhere.  Hold SHIFT to run, use Ctrl or Up to jump.
Has the same level skip bug as the first... if you play a specific frame repeatedly, you will skip multiple levels.  Only thing is, this one has no levels.  There is no goal for the game, you can only jump around.  Rewind if you fall in a hole.

June 19, 2003
Play the Game: 236k
Site 1 [local copy]

Darkwing Crap

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This is a simple mp3 swap on Darkwing Duck, and is a shining example of why not to use English language music in a Fanimutation.

January 5, 2003
Watch the Movie: 523k
Site 1 [local copy]

Dragonquest Bob

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This was one of my other 14159265 Eskimo Bob fan movies I was working on, this one was about half completed.
This is my only flash movie I've ever made with characters I drew myself.

July 21, 2002
Watch the Movie: 227k
Site 1 [local copy]

Eskimo Bobble

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TThe only thing complete in this breif and heavily unfinished movie is the Title. I've made too many Eskimo Bob spoofs, and he's not even popular anymore! Grrr!
Music by Cuddly Battleship Kattywampus

2001
Watch the Movie: 88k
Site 1 [local copy]

Jamezbond Game

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This highly incomplete game features platforming control, and you can click your mouse to launch a grappling hook (ninja rope).  Has a cool physics engine.  Use arrow keys to move, Up to jump.  While on the rope, use down/up to extend/shorten the rope.

September 16, 2003
Play the Game: 51k
Site 1 [local copy]

NES Music

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This swf file plays the NES tune "Slayers Next - Give a Reason" by DJ Bouche.  Uses a special trick to get high quality NES music for the small file size.
The square waves and triangle wave are extracted as separate wav files.  They are included in the .swf as RAW format audio events.  Then Flash 6's gzip compression kicks in, and the file becomes much much smaller.  Like from 12 megs to <150k.
The file would be a lot smaller if it weren't for the mp3 format audio stream which contains the noise and DMC channels.

July 4, 2003
Listen: 450k
Site 1 [local copy]

Peter Pansy's Pixy Adventure

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This is a cheap tweak of AlexChiuMarioGame.  The only differences are the different main character, and you fly by holding up.  No music here.
This was originally going to be the preloader for Jamezbond, but was dropped in favor of the optical illusion.

December 25, 2002
Play the Game: 226k
Site 1 [local copy]

Stupid.swf

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This is an obscure inside joke, which contains a slightly altered version of the ending to Duck Tales (prototype).  DREAM AND FRIENDS!

January 13, 2003
Watch the Movie: 86k
Site 1 [local copy]

Homestar Bob

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It's one of them 1415926 Eskimo Bob fan movies I made. This is a real Eskimo Bob episode with Homestar Runner charcters replacing the usual Eskimo Bob cast.

January 19, 2003
Watch the Movie: 288k
Site 1 [local copy]

Stupid3.swf

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Another of my other 5358979 Eskimo Bob fan movies.

I made this after watching Excel Saga and noticing the strong similarities between the Eskimo Bob theme and the Excel Saga end theme.

Excel's emergency food source has been replaced with Eskimo Bob.  Hillarity Ensues.
This didn't do too well on newgrounds :P

September 10, 2003
Watch the Movie: 196k
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

Revenge of Krion Conquest

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An obscure parody of Vic Tokai's NES game, "The Krion Conquest" with a surprising twist at the end. You won't get it, unless you find Bingo interesting.

September 1, 2005
Watch the Movie: 227k
Site 1 [local copy]


If you're feeling really desperate and want me to *gasp* revive one of these dead projects, you can send me an email to deadstuff+nospam at dwedit.cjb.net.

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