Now you've probably been warned by those accursed Vorlons (who are a bunch of pansies, by the way) to stay away from Z'Ha'Dum. Ever wonder why? It's because Crazy Andy's Battlecrab Warehouse can make you
The
Best
Deal
Anywhere!!
Just look at some of the fantastic bargains we have here!
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Have you wondered how Morden, our leading sales representative, gets around so easily? In our luxurious Shadow Battle-Cab, he can cruise through hyperspace leaving all those obsolete gravity-drive ships in his neutrino backwash. It has plenty of storage space, and a slicer beam that makes getting caught in traffic a thing of the past. |
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Perhaps you are more into nostalgia. May we interest you in one of
our classics? These beauties are in mint condition and totally cherry. Mostly from our invasion fleet of the 1960's, these ships never saw action because, well, nobody would take us seriously. But now the groovy colors are sure to get you noticed as you destroy entire worlds in style. |