So far as I know, this is a completely original construction from my fevered brain:
A race of aliens, strangely resembling the bounty hunter Bossk (albeit brighter green in skin tone, and brighter yellow of eye) , took over the planet after my failed mission to sail two fake battleships through an indoor lock system.
Their weapon? A pair of long, nearly invisible filaments which they could insert silently into your lachrymal ducts, and then a bioelectric current would shock you internally.
I awaken, my wife asking me what was I dreaming about -- and I recall muttering, "Aliens raped my eyeballs."