Falgebra: Failing a test due to poor execution of basic Algebra.

Falculus: The art of failing a calculus test.

FarNo: The frightening state of picking Fargo to be a pleasant 1st date movie.

Figurecide: When classes get really bad and stick figures begin to die.

Figurewake: The process of staying awake in class by drawing stick figures (lots of stick figures).

Finaalee: Just you and finals, stand-up, drop a sholder, and hit it like the pansy safety that it is-it's touchdown time Baby!

Flircasm: Sarcasm used to get brownie points while flirting.

Frappin': A frustraitingly large amount of something. Often an individual may be offended if this should occur.
     note: not to be confused/ used with Starbucks products.

Frigisbee: When one has time to play with the friendly flying disc, but the weather ruins all chances of doing so.

Fusspot: A physics student who is described as a "player".