clan frags and gibs stars (fag*) "We are nothing short of amazing." - active roster - Arc aznaim cyclone eb johnnythunder newby nit - inactive roster - AnimeMan Azzure Careca Coinz FastFire free_mason osi royalty Shock soundwave virulent - chaos matches - 89-42 fag* vs. http - h4rdcore fag* vs. http - egypt fag* vs. http - tater fag* vs. Fold - 2fortSE fag* over http - 2night2 - forfeit fag* vs. Fold - insanity2 fag* over http - 32smooth - 17-12 fag* vs. http - shoop fag* vs. http - mbasesr fag* over Fold - h4rdcore - forfeit fag* over http - 2fort5r - DQ (KC^JR) fag* vs. *M* - genders2 fag* vs. http - turtler fag* over Fold - bam4 - 13-6 fag* vs. *M* - genders2 fag* vs. Fold - openfire fag* over MC - well6 - 5-1 fag* over Fold - disorder - 57-37 fag* vs. MC - tater fag* over Fold - mbasesr - 2-0 fag* vs. MC - h4rdcore fag* over Fold - shoop - 88-66 fag* over S.F - 2fortsm - 40-29 - ;o fag* vs. MC - tf2k fag* over .shi - 2fort5r - forfeit fag* vs. Fold - 32smooth - give friendliness a chance fag* over .shi - 2machb/genders - 14-14 (conceded) - led by nit :p fag* over mf - insanity2 - forfeit - afraid? fag* vs. MC - blitzkrieg2 fag* over .shi - 2night2 - 6-5 - was 5-5 until last minute fag* vs. MC - pimpval1 fag* over Fold - egypt - 18-2 - you got served fag* over .shi - tf2k - 28-18 - hylyte's last game :(( fag* vs. Fold - shoop fag* over MC - mbasesr - 12-9 fag* over Fold - genders2 - 21-17 fag* over MC - h4rdcore - 68-57 fag* over Fold - 2fort5r - 9-1 - they had 4 fag* over MC - metal - 19-13 fag* over iM - tf2k - forfeit fag* vs. =)---- - tater fag* over .shi - egypt - 18-14 fag* vs. =)---- - blitzkrieg2 fag* over MC - 32smooth - 12-1 - don't waste time :( fag* over Fold - h4rdcore - 5-4 - tough d fag* vs. .shi - insanity2 fag* vs. Fold - shoop fag* over MC - bam4 - 11-2 - comcast fag* over CdG - nmtrees - forfeit - me/tercer keeping them alive fag* vs. Fold - pimpval1 fag* over AiC - mbasesr - 12-6 - sw capping on us :( fag* over MC - h4rdcore - 81-34 - good effort vipe fag* over iM - egypt - forfeit - ur stupid u stupid weak baby fag* vs. Fold - disorder fag* over .shi - mbasesr - 1-0 - it was a quad fag* over ATL - blitzkrieg2 - 14-13 - five time champions sucka fag* over AiC - 2fort5r - forfeit - weakling mugs fag* over CdG - excel - 179-68 - 3v3 fag* vs. ATL - insanity2 fag* over MC - tater - 150-108 - Wild~! fag* over .shi - 32smooth - 32-13 - newby=loss, osi=win fag* vs. Fold - shoop fag* over CdG - 2night2 - 9-3 - at least ya played bros fag* over ]AiC[ - tf2k - forfeit - nice sniping nerdby fag* vs. Fold - nmtrees fag* over .shi - bam4 - 15-3 - nice sniping nerdby fag* over MC - h4rdcore - 64-10 - expected fag* vs. IcE - impact1 fag* vs. Fold - egypt fag* over AiC - blitzkrieg2 - 13-7 - fatass'd fag* over .shi - pimpval1 - 31-18 - glorious game fag* vs. Fold - mbasesr fag* over cQ - 2fort5r - 9-2 - sup mugs fag* over ROCK - 32smooth - 30-3 - one round fag* vs. Fold - tf2k fag* over IcE - excel - 156-98 - hpb'd fag* over MC - bam4 - 31-8 - calm down yall fag* vs. Fold - shoop fag* over CdG - insanity2 - 19-5 - resurrected fag* over ]AiC[ - well6 - 17-2 - time is up. fag* vs. mf - tater - 6-0 3v5 gg fag* over Fold - h4rdcore - 23-18 - infanticide fag* over CdG - dissect - forfeit - get out fag* over .shi - nmtrees - 20-0 - unfortunate fag* over {NP} - fortzon - 410-35 - nice guys fag* vs. Fold - blitzkrieg fag* over *M* - 2fortSE - 6-5 - LOL!!!!!!!!! fag* vs. Fold - subterrania fag* over ROCK - tf2k - forfeit - UrNoGoOd fag* over .shi - shoop - 120-93 - weird fag* vs. ]AiC[ - pimpval1 - thanks for showing up syke fag* over SSM - 2fort5r - 9-5 - princesses fag* vs. Fold - metal fag* over CdG - trench5 - 23-3 - i love the map ok shutup fag* over S-F - 32smooth - 20-9 - i blame darkrift fag* over Fold - h4rdcore - 22-20 - challenged fag* over ]AiC[ - entrenched1b - 24-4 - surprisingly fun map !~~ fag* over CdG - mbasesr - forfeit - dorks fag* over .shi - 2fort5r - 18-11 - sorry pals fag* over nB· - genders2 - 35-11 - unique~ fag* over CdG - 2fort4r - 7-1 - almost a shutout :[ fag* vs. cQ - impact1 fag* over VP - 2slope1 - 9-2 - disbanded fag* over ROCK - 2night2 - 16-1 - nice effort fag* over cQ - kw4 - 16-6 - autodet pipes :P fag* over CdG - shoop - 158-65 - New World Record!! fag* over .shi - tater - 138-129 - MOTYC fag* over ROCK - 32smooth - 56-34 - randompc fag* over CdG - invade4a - 1-0 - epic fag* over .shi - bam4 - 14-7 - que terror!~~ fag* over cQ - 32smooth - 46-14 - mega fag* over CdG - insanity2 - 49-26 - kaizened fag* over ·X - ewg3 - 26-1 - halfhearted fag* over cQ - well6 - 10-7 - sniped fag* over mm - sk_fort2 - 10-5 - semi-private fag* over :) - h4rdcore - 39-24 - arc`d5 fag* over CdG - mw6 - 10-3 - valquad fag* vs. mm - 2fort5r fag* over ROCK - mbasesr - forfeit - weakened fag* vs. mm - 32smooth fag* over cQ - impact1 - 8-3 - the valpurgius effect fag* over CdG - metal - 21-4 - hopped fag* over ddr - shoop - 63-61 - HOLY FUCK fag* over 0-00-00 - 2night2 - 18-10 - ducked fag* over CdG - kw4 - 4-1 - classic fag* over 3T - h4rdcore - 11-3 - fun fag* vs. ddr - bam4 fag* over CiaB - 2fort5r - 7-5 - JonD on the losing team fag* over IR - insanity2 - 32-10 - 3v5 r1 fag* vs. All* - h4rdcore fag* over 0-00-00 - tf2k - 7-5 - thrilling - active former members - Ammoboi chris hein - fag*Dialup IronHide - fag*Sarevan ninsei - fag*armaorum SnP - fag*kh0d Spider - retired from TF- AC bk Breathe ChaosFiend - TRYSTERO ChaosLord - fag*clan TN or fag*Motard Chino chumps - fag*foggie Coub creep Drakenon - fag*Yurtle Exizm Fanatik Foggie - fag*BTEG GlowTiger - fag*BEAST^FUCK godswill Guilty - fag*Paladin or fag*Ravheart h0ly - fag*dickinavirginasshole or fag*richard simmons hyrax - fag*Hazeem irie lew - fag*mao Menph - fag*Clive mercenary Meridian - fag*BIZOO!! Moop MoS mrgood oddjob - fag*camped Offy Optimus Polar - fag*Jethro-Z- prime - fag*amar ProDeath - fag*pd Prowler - fag*kthxbye Reddog Sani SiMpSoN - fag*Royalty Slingshot - fag*hung Synos Vane Valpurgius - fag*Att zenith - fag*white people or fag*StEaLtHaSsAsSiN Zero - sta matches - 10-0 - VII. League Title: This title is held by the top ranking clan or whatever clan defeats the previous titleholder. The League Title is held by a clan until another clan defeats them. fag* over CiaB - Well6 - 6-4 - NEW STA CHAMPS FOREVER. (see above) fag* over got? - 2tech4 - 6-1 - fistedhard fag* over EHA - Blitzkrieg2 - Forfeit - :) fag* over PtD - Well6 - 8-3 - unbeatable fag* over aF - TF2K - 3-0 - r1 nullified fag* over CiaB - Impact1 - 12-7 - amazing fag* over TR - Shoop - 94-30 - 8v8 fag* over PtD - Shoop - 56-44 - fmrulz fag* over Ut - Canalzone - Forfeit - :( fag* over CdG - Canalzone - 501 to 252 - gg - news - Jew-ly 26th, two thousand and two Wow, 2 updates in less than 8 days and one being from zenith of all fucking people. I know you all probably thought I was dead and guess what, you're more right than you know you dirty sons of bitches. Here I sit wallowing in the hell that is strep throat and still delievering a marvelous update. Effortless. So yeah, I'm pretty sure we won some shit, probably beat some clans, created some JonD propoganda posters and the like but all that is unimportant because word is osi was spotted wearing a patrick roy (zenith: THAT'S ROY YOU FRENCH FAGGOTS) jersey and a black beret last night. This comes directly from free_mason himself, the patron of all that is godly. So I get a new pc soon that I am building myself to be a fucking monster system that will literally shit on all you so called gamers. And look, I fucking mean it, my system is going to spread its silcon ass cheeks and drop a fat squat on all of you. Realize that fag* is taking over "for the nine-nine and the 2000" as juvenille states in back that azz up. However, we aren't stopping there. Our reign will continue till late 2009 as predicted by Nostradamus himself. So in the words of zenith: "Eat a dick sandwich." DIFFUSED EASILY LIKE THE FRENCH PROSTITUTES THAT OSI IS USED TO COPULATING WITH. BIOTCH. fag star zenith dash 7-18-02 4 months fuck christ under god. I will just summarize whatever I remember about all of the games played. .shi good game we used just 2 bm soldiers and destroyed. cQ we forced them to use mega ringers and it was really disorganized and not that fun for 32smooth. CdG played well on insanity, round2 was kind of shitty especially with shock sniping. `X was ok round 1 and kind of a waste of time r2 without hopping on their server. cQ on well6 was fun and newby sniped the fuck out of them. mm on sk_fort2 was extremely fun and it was great to beat CiaB in their last games. :) on h4rdcore was basically the only match they played before they had no people, it was quite fun r1 and r2 fag* played randompc basically. CdG on mw6 was a very good defensive match, val played rr sold and i piped, worked really well. We lost to mm on 2f5, first week with new chaos admins. ROCK forfeited, weak. mm beat us by 1 on 32smooth as I sat out r2, mm only had 2 d that round and both our o and d kind of failed. cQ on impact was very good and changed my opinion of the map, I thought it was the worst back in 10v10 with no hopping. CdG got destroyed on metal, our o can hop perfectly and the team of val/prow on d was unbreakable round 2. ddr on shoop was the best team fortress match ever I think. We came back from something like 16 caps down r1 to win the chaos fairyship for the first time and give ddr their first loss. Get the demo of this awesome match on r3m.org. Finally the 0-00-00 was the only appearance of foggie in fag*, he played piper very well and the match was good for 2night2. 3-28-02 We played CdG in a great match on kw4. 1-1, 3-0 fag* takes it with Val's inhuman defense and Shock, fm, foggie on O r2. Yes CiaB in fag*, you see last night the universe collapsed and we are in a mirror universe at this time. Speaking of which: <@chino> did yall hear jond killd himself in his dorm room at A&M university. Anyway tomorrow is my birthday cya http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/1A134OZ1V951M/104-3210587-5526360 Valentine's Day Motherfuckers. wtf gg against shi last night. Round 1 our lineup was Drake piping qwtf for the first time in 2 years and Shock/Arc- soldiering the stairs on D. O had Guilty and hein. Not much happened until the end when first we got a cap when Shock was helping O, then shi capped when I had 800 ping for 2 minutes. At the end we capped one more to make it 2-1 that round. Round 2 was the crazy shit. Shock went O more and we built up a lead quickly. However, hein disconnected and couldn't get back on the server at the 10 minute mark. We played the rest of the round 4v5 wtf. Still Shock is equal to 2 men so it worked out. Except about halfway through the match when shi furiously came back. They had 2 O all game, suddenly 4 guys are in our fr and the score is getting too close. Shock stays back when the total score is 6-4. shi caps again and now Guilty is staying back, and we are ALL D OMFG WTF LOL WTH? This prompts the shi piper to even get in on the action. Guilty the Valiant then effortlessly sneaks out and brings the flag home, OUTMANEUVERED HARD. shi didn't have enough time to cap again anyway, final was 7-5. Best match in a long time. Motherfucks. http://www.r3m.org/demos/tfdemos/fagshitf2k2.zip Arc- (_)_)////Dec. 28th///D ~~~~2001~~~ I AM BACK IN ALL MY AFRICAN GLORY. Yes it is I, zenith, the one more unloved than the Gramatica brothers and OJ Simpson combined. So I've been gone for a while and you know what fuck you. FISTEDHARD hahaha. I just "troll" (JonD, Oct. 2001) the STA messageboards making subliminal messages that piss everyone off. So Arc- tracked me down and forced me to spoon feed you faggots hilarity and I guess I couldn't decline. Even though I am no longer his best friend but good friend. However, it's a worthy position considering THE RUSSIAN CONCUSSION~! kthxbyeafk4life is the only one above MYSELF. In the news today, Chino keeps making sexual advances at me, IronHide is still banned from STA-TF, and everyone still knows STA's responsibilty for killing TEAM FORTRESS QUAKE. Except Divine, who can't pull the STA's collective cock out his ass for one moment to realize that they are at fault. In sports, fag* is on a 26 game winning streak after pulling a stunning victory off over the Los Angeles Lakers. We are standing courtside with Arc-!!~~ the man who hit the game winning free throw for fag*, "How do you feel Arc-" "Like I just went 20 rounds with your obese mother." Haha I am great and so are ninjas: http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm Yes that link needs a line of it's own because it is ungodly amazing. The midi is from Jay-Z's song Big Pimpin'. Come on isn't it obvious that this is incredible? Die slow and make it permenant. !@#$%^&*ZENITH*&^%$#@! ~HOLIDAYS~ (15th) Fuck sup hello it's me Boston. fag* is still the STA Champs forever. My new clan SHI has won two straight and will take on mf next year for the title after my best friend THE RUSSIAN CONCUSSION~! took down the condomless capitalists Ciab. The admins are up to their old tricks again about why players should be imprisoned for life for speeding or some other such nonsense, please refer to the educational STA Forum for more. No link, fuck you. My good friend zenith- has been afk for some time, probably because he runs the NAACP and all. Not like anyone reads our hilarity any more. Ok so the Cards are all but out due Bill Gramatica's tragic dancing mishap. The Browns well what the fuck happened. Still if they win out they have a sure wild card. Fuck JonD. Go buy Arc the Lad cause they made an RPG about my life. Arc- the Lad November 28th, fuck. "Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!" Fuck you if you don't like my man Willy McShakes. The fragging and gibbing stars of destiny are no longer united, but upon capturing the world championship without a loss we figured it was time to retire. <- Example of hyperbole. So under the alias of Boston.shi I continue my fortification. Let's switch over to football news, something I know more about than 9 million of you motherfucks combined. No ESPN or Miss Cleo needed, I will give you the jivefuck. The Browns will make the fucking playoffs, period. I was not always a fan but one superstar has emerged to pimpsmack the whole fucking league, and I am talking about BEN GAY. Have you fucks seen this prodigy from Garden City Community College. The legend will be a fucking superstar within 2 years. Switching to the NFC, holy fuck the Cardinals could make the fucking shit if they win the god damn east. Believe me if I was coaching they would. Run Pittman, then THROW THE FUCKING BALL TO DAVID BOSTON, MY PERSONAL SAVIOR. Anyway, it's a good idea to fuck with people when you are driving. I got fined $80 for "inattentive driving" (running into a bitch) so now I have to break a bunch of other laws and not get caught to make up for it. Illegal passing on the right and whathaveyou. Also, a good move is to get really close to someone's ass, then when they switch lanes to let you pass, go about 1 mile an hour faster than them, so they think "I am a stupid slow piece of shit that should be taken to the retard home and shot." That reminds me of my -controversial- plan for the homeless persons of America, but that will be saved for a future update. Not arclight, Arc-. Noviembre 26th, 2001 *Plays Staind softly in the background* It's been a while since I have updated this page. Haha cunted faggots, afk. Back. What the fuck? Yes this has officially become our co-motto if you will as fag* has apparently disbanned. What the fuck? Exactly. Actually our disbanning has never been confirmed however Arc- (Hero to many, savior to all) has joined the ranks of .shit for whatever god forsaken reason which means that we clearly do not exist any longer as there is NO need for him to exit while we are still active, right? So that means I'm clanless and no I will not join your pathetic faction as I am COMMITTED to CiaB, haha jokes. God diffused4life. Oh yea, happy thanksgiving faggots. I hope you fuckers thanked your lucky stars for my existence because if it wasn't for me more than likely you wouldn't have any worthwhile entertainment. In other news, I need warez because quite frankly if I continue to menance the TF community I'll make things right again and naturally I don't plan on doing any good times in my lifetime so fuck you. I cause more drama than id when they released the source code. Haha that was a fucking nerd joke and I bet some of you sick fucks laughed. I think I've used the word fuck in 50% of the lines but I'm too lazy to backtrack so if I have find me on IRC and tell me so kthxbye. Hmmm, I've been reflecting on the posts I've made in the past month and some change and realized that I have insulted nearly every clan that currently exists with the exception of CdG and few others that pretty much insult themselves by fielding a team. Hahaha, now I have assured myself no membership to any clan save the one I plan to create entitled SiaB. SiaB*zenith_the_ASSHAT November 11th 2001. So I guess now fag* is the clan forever known as the guys that set up the "historic" spaz4 match which shi o motarasu managed to win somehow. In other news clan KING is all but a joke of a clan after a pathetic defeat at the hands of clan of the aXe. It probably should be mentioned that the loss was likely because young Arc-, Guilty, and Sani (with unbound grens) were the only particpants on the KING side, with sani showing up a few mins into the match. Though I suppose my 250 ping could be blamed for my mediocre performance as the only official defender. Anyway if you look on the GGL site you will see the official score is aXe over KING (626 - 82). This is the score of round 1 doubled. Yes Guilty and friend managed a fairly good offensive effort. I had a bit of trouble on d. HWGuy didn't work against a bunch of scouts and snipers and respawn sentries, and my ping was too high for piper to work very well. I finally settled on engineer, and that slowed the endless stream of caps surprisingly well. Good sportsmanship by aXe to continue the game as Guilty and I requested. What lies ahead I believe should be the glorious revival of the friendliest clan ever, FLiPZ. That's right, fuck right off if you think otherwise. 3 out of what, like 20 "active" members of KING show up, time to disband if no one shows up when fag* returns. Also fuck you. J e f f C wants a clan that plays tf Shit in a Box or Boxcutters Well, well, well. I come online after a full week of straight rape to find out we have been stripped of the title we so rightfully pillaged from SiaB (See title) thanks to some virginesque tactics perpetrated by those we ravished this Tuesday. I'm not going to get into it too much as Arc- the herald angel already described it quite well however I will say this, "fag*: We got more skill than CiaB giving blowjobs." So it was Halloween yesterday and I had work. What the fuck. Telemarketing doesn't exactly work when people aren't home. Jesus, I got fucked worse than 2pac in jail. At any rate, fuck it I'm going to talk about CiaB some more. I just had my first orgasm from reading text courtesy of bk's incredible post about a "band of faggots and virgins." If you wish to experience the same euphoria I have then read http://forums.stronger.org/index.asp?Forum=7&pg=4&Action=ViewTopic&ParentID=59759 Yea I don't have much else to say except that you can expect to see a new fag* name quite soon fag*Shit in a Box aka fag*usn joke zenith Point Counterpoint, Halloween Edition "Unorthodoxy threatens more than the life of a mere individual; it strikes at Society itself." (Huxley 1932). Now, it is well known that people love fag*/KING about as much as I love TN. Also, fag* and all* recently have come together a bit more. Why this is, I will tell you. These clans have the finest collection of talent remaining in TF today. Advanced individuals make the game less enjoyable for the mediocre. As CiaB stated, round 2 for them was "a waste of time", because they were shut down hard. fag* finally put their incredible skill into a single entity and captured the STA title. "What better time" to abuse administrative powers to cripple fag*. Omg, Iron said "haha" in mm1, banned from sta for life. fag* had a player named k-roqer. Did k-roqer express deep moral objection to his name being implied as a frag and gib star, or was it used as the weakest excuse to interpret the rules against fag*? You know the fucking answer. CiaB had anthrax, he didn't change his name, who gives a fuck? Fuck off. Anyway, now is the time my children for our freedom fighters to rebel against the STA administration. And I quote Civilization II, "The players are revolting! Citizens demand new government." Admins like JonDick are destroying our culture. BTW, I heard a rumour that Jonny was laughed at when he struck out in T-Ball in 1st grade, and that is why anyone that laughs in mm1 is banned from the league forever (IronHide, who was banned because of who he is, not what he did, or so I am understanding, Rav hasn't updated.) My point: Comrades, it is time for a revolution against the corrupt STA admins, with non-biased replacements (My choice: Guilty). Why doesn't everyone get a say? If there is a dispute, how about getting opinions from both clans, and then a respected council representing all clans, and THEN the uncorrupted leaders make a logical decision. As it is, rules are being made up to hold down the better clans and players. As I stated on the STA Public Forum of Injustice, "Hey anyone else remember when the final score determined who won a game, instead of who gives admins the best blow jobs?" The Always Loved and Hated Simultaneously JeffC. AD 2001 23 10. How are you gentlemen! This evening we played the clan known as got which was obviously solely so when they played us they could name their demos faggot.qwd. Let us recap the events that occurred this night. First I cap of course despite 170 ping because I am the whole fucking show. Of course this is against got's impressive 7 man defense. Somehow we ended up with 8 o because of this and some (fag)got snuck in and got a cap, nice job you fucking d faggots. Anyway through amazing skill we fisted our way into another cap that round. Next round we put 3 people d and made them fucking stay, so obviously got was unable to reach the basement more than 3 times, all touchless (reddog - effortlessly). Our no longer ghetto offense steamrolled for 4 caps. I believe there were about 37 snipers by the end. This was all done without our fag stars such as brian viveiros, mithun balachandran, etc. Thus they are all cut, bye. Back anyway I am sure that the streamrolling by fag* has left got? crushed and they will all cry and then suicide because of their constantly being steamrolled by society. Good day citizens. J E F F C Stardate: 2001/18/10 FINALLY THE ZENITH HAS COME BACK TO FAG.TXT. Fuck you if you don't like The Rock or wrestling and don't have a flying fuck what I'm getting at. So some condomless GGL action actually took place last night against our gay pride friends that reside in #all. Naturally KING has more game than Las Vegas so we didn't really put forth any effort in diffusing All* but trust me, if we tried there is only one word to describe the outcome, fisted. Anyway, if any of you ass clowns want to test us just rest assured that we will open a fucking whole in the entire planet and drop your ass in like food to fatmike's esophagus. You understand? Good. So survivor 3 is now making its rounds on the television circut and if we get lucky one of those little bitches will catch ebola right infront of our eyes and we can witness the first death on reality TV. Speaking of bullshit, mf comes to mind. Oh let me count the ways you have no skill. 1) You have motard 2) You have SG 3) You have Shock 4) You pack as much ability as a young got(name)? which will certainly become the largest joke to ever grace to fields of TF. God the only way I'm on you fuckers level is if I LAY DOWN. " god the cleverness is wasted" Consider yourself sat down, you fucking McCunt kthxbye. Not yet faggot hahaha joke asshats kthxbye. KING ZENITH the VI 10-17-01 EHA forfeited the blitz game because they split into 2 clans, one being called "Iron Curtain" or -IC- and the other "d3fiance" or d3f. God how many of you faggots were even around at that time. Well anyway fag* has a rare perfection of talent that KING does not have, despite being the exact same clan except in name and web page. Clearly this can only mean that the name fag* strikes fear into the hearts of all that dare to oppose a group that can not really be called a clan, but rather gods. Because of this, there will be same name changes. Arc.Z>P will now be the whole fucking circle, and -Z-enith.MD will be the whole fucking sky, idiots. In other news, I am the Madden 2002 Lord and I challenge any of you cunted tf faggots to come over and try to stop my ridiculous winning streak that surpasses even that of fag*. Back to Team Fortress, or rather the pussy ripoff known as q3f. SYKE diffused faggots who cares. Tonight KING will compete against a new clan called the team fortress all stars on an old map called thirty two smooth. Rumor has it that All* is in fact the greatest titfucking clan ever bye. Back this is going nowhere time for a joke. "TN." HAHA pretty good joke. "my god, you guys are fucking queers." (TN|Sarevan) jeffc fucking hot ass to the max 10-10-01 Due to both fag* and KING always needing a player or two, the two super clans have merged into the ultra clan King of Fags. fag* is still in sta and king is still GGL but now the roster is the same. In other news we forfeited some games because we didn't have enough people but we are still the greatest clan ever when we have enough, bye. Sup, maybe STA should play real maps unlike the last month (iceland3, slvfort2, stargat2, blitzkrieg2, what the FUCK ?) so then our players will have a desire to play qwtf. Also our sta matches thing is the greatest piece of propaganda in 60 years, afk immediately. KING*~ARC! 9 -|- 5 -|- 2001 I'd just like everyone to know that I coined the phrase "We are nothing short of amazing." Since this has pretty much became our motto/warcry I though it be appropriate I get that out there. Also, do not forget that white people are a joke. Speaking of white people, we have two new faggots one being polar and the other being impressively obese fatmike aka IronHide. Hopefully they will be worthy white people but IronHide has already shown otherwise. Anyway, as predicted/expected we diffused CiaB in what was quite the good game. It was rather close round 1 (7-6), however once yours truly, -Z-enith.MD, stepped in all was rememdied. Tonight I decided to ravish CiaB with my medic abilities instead of scout which will no doubt earn me the .MD tag in little to no time. Of course we emerged victorious that round (5-1) and went on to take the whole pile of shit. Next we play the biggest joke to ever annoy TF, shi, and since they are "De Colores" (members of the hispanic gay pride association) they want us to actually play SilvFort2. It has come to my attention that a black man in clan TN of all places actually created this piece of shit. This startled me at first but I came to realize that there can be only one proper explanation for what was done. TN|Lush is an Oreo. Yes, I don't understand why he'd want to be white either but it is the only valid excuse. At any rate, shi will die, arclight is TF's biggest faggot since photek, and you have been diffused effortlessy. Goodbye. -fag*oreo cookies aka white people aka zenith NINE / TWO / OH ONE So last night we beat CiaB on impact1 and it was good. Oh wait, sorry we haven't done that yet but when we do I'll make sure I let you know about it. Anyway why the fuck am I updating the news IF THERE IS NO NEWS? That's something a white guy would do, fuck you faggot. I'm going to be the first black man to do so and if you don't like it you can suck my elongated, pulsating, midnight black penis. Consider yourself diffused. Anyway I fucking raped PABLO THE BOT because I am nothing short of amazing and on that note I'd like to mention "fag*: nothing short of amazing." Getting back to the dismantling of PABLO, I beat the fuck out of him even though I may have had to kill him by camping his respawn with pipes. HOWEVER, it did it was done nonetheless. I did a poll recently online and 120% of those who voted all agreed wholeheartedly that I am the best thing since masturbation. Of course this is quite a claim to fame but I can't help being sofa king great. (read: so fucking great, god I'm funny) This just in, I am your biological dad and don't try to collect child support because I have more than 10 children and therefore I am legally free from any fatherly duties, afk. Actually I'm not but I just wanted to take the time to say that ironhide is really fat but the gluttony of some other notably fat motherfuckers often times go overlooked. For example, I think TN|Type needs to be rewarded for his accomplishments in the food department. That guy is so fat that he has never seen the lower half of his body. Effortless -ZENITH THE BESTEST 8/31/01 update the second ARC~! that is how I expect to be greeted from now on faggots thx. Anyway I got into KING somehow thx to Iron even though I didn't you know, ask to join KING. your now on board #king. That's ok though I miss the old days of TF when clans played more than once a week. Just in time for my favourite map, Aztec. God how lame can you get. We switch from iceland3 to Impact in STA, the 3rd and 2nd worst maps ever made respectively, then the next day I play the worst fucking map in history aztec what the fuck fuck you. But I have attained my lifelong dream of joining CHINO~! in a tf clan. K after this week in STA is slvfort2 so let's schedule a practice for thursday, friday, sunday, and monday.... LoL. stfu faggot caps count only so no homosexuality allowed :(. Luckily we will get to play .shi after they demolish IcE 2 weeks straight for the title of stronger than all champions of the universe. May I just say that .shi is a fantastic clan thx seriously. K that was odd so allow me to point you towards this hilarious comic of everyone's favourite fatboy Ironhide. YES I AM BRITISH THX CUNT WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SUGAR IN YOUR TEA NO THX IM SWEET ENOUGH ALREADY. Meat Market HEHE! http://www.r3m.org/animeman/meat.jpg *|:)->-Arc-( 8/30/01 joke 8/31/01 GOD I am so fucking funny. So I stroll in and talk to my friends in CiaB and kindly ask them to switch the faggotry that is known as iceland3 to something more tolerable and being the asshats that they are they hate all the good maps and want us to play shit like heresnipersniper, blords2, and ciabisabunchofknobgobblers. So we make a *comprise* which means we did all the compromising and we are now forced to defeat them on Impact1. God what a joke fucking cunted. Anyway, I just spilled like a 1/2 gallon of lemonade on me and I'm feeling fucking chipper! LIKE A FUCKING DOVE. What the fuck shut up you dumb faggot god why are you even reading this you are a fucking joke, afk. Ok I'm back to finish the rest of this update. But I have nothing to say so I'm done. Fuck you and go find us a server you piece of white trash. -Darthfag*white peoplezenith[FOLD][Zzz] 8/29/01 pt. deux I can't wait for the next map iceland3 it is excellent. Ok actually it is a piece of shit thx. Someone give us a server god. We are actively recruiting cause only like 1 person shows up to practice every week LoL ! :() wait actually I just lied twice in one sentence sorry :( In other news, now that guilty is at U of Texas he has gone from solid young man ---> diffusing* girls in a matter of days. " fine, CL you can play instead of me cause a chick just called". Yes I just referenced TF and fucking simultaneously through the word diffusing, which -Z-enith is an expert at in TF and guilty in real life, though I am sure they are both capable of the opposite also. " on the gender test it always says im a girl :|" *dif·fuse (verb): widely spread. -TN[DJedi]r3mfag*Arc 8/29/01 I told Arc- that I wanted to make an update yet I have no fucking idea what to say in this update. I went on a server today and cunted the entire TF community. Yes I know this sounds difficult but when you are in fag* these tasks become rather elementary. Meanwhile prowler was saying some pretty fucked up shit in IRC as of late which leads me to question his integrity. For example, " scout = no skill" and " I am the greatest scout not in -Q-" and the notoriously funny " because I hate getting head." However I then remember that Prowler is in fag* and since he is, he is nothing short of amazing and there is no reason whatsoever to question him. Hmm, cunted, raped pussies hard, faggot, effortless, impressive, and sat down. Sorry this update was lacking a few choice buzzwords. Quote of the day: " joke" Hahaha raped faggots. Alright I was going to end the update right there but decided not to and end it here instead haha shut down pussy quit life haaha fucking owned kthxbye. -fag*white people 8/28/01 pt. deux Ok so we played TR tonight and it was fun and the final score was 94-30 and it was good. By the way, this is the first game we actually won with LORD_OF_CHAOS. Yes yes I know I don't understand either but what the fuck we won. Ok so we now have some new guild tags, h0ly.d5; val.k; arc-Z-; -Z-enith. Congratulations. Ok SG aka Some Guy let us use [mf]'s server so I guess all is well with us which is like amazing. Thanks SG from the bottom of my shrivled little shit-stained heart. I think that making FF aka the greatest tf player to play tf play hwguy hurt TR because he is amazing and a cap machine but what the fuck we won. Ok so we have practice tomorrow, oh wait no we dont ahahhahahaEHAEHOaehOHAEOHAHOAEAHOE fuck you faggots cunted. -Z-enith 8/28/01 Ok I have exactly 7 minutes to do this update before I go to work so this is going to be the best fucking update you have ever seen thanks. Anyway on the agenda for tonight is a gang rape of TR that starts at 9:30 PM. Don't be late even though I will, laff faggots. Ok now for some cool shit "I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties." Ok first off Jack Handy just cunted all of you raped pussy faggots hard, what get ghost nigga. So now we are down to 5 minutes. God how amazing am I in only 2 minutes. Anyway we wasted some clans and you look below for that and since the STA is a joke somehow through JonD's magik fairy stick we lost to [mf]. By the way, "White people are a joke." - Arc 2001. I highly agree and on that note I will end fag*'s first ever news update with a joke. What's larger than 6 inches and white? Nothing. heaHEahehaehaAHEAHEHAhaEHAEHOAheoaheoahEOAEHAO. Sat down pussies. -zenith - tag - fag* in white, name in orange Note to TF community. fag* is supposed to be a parody of the current small community in which we play qwtf. We use extreme examples to show the less than Utopian state in which we exist, as demonstrated in our aliases, results section, and semantics. So please take a moment to reflect on what we are trying to demonstrate, and what we really are, a group of people trying to add thoughtful humor into a community that is filled often with pointless verbal conflict. Arc