A little
commentary & Words of Wisdom
In no certain order
1. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
2. You better fucking love where you work because where you work loves fucking you!
3. Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
4. A good friend will come bail you out of jail but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we f'ed up".
5. If you do what you have always done, you get what you always got.
6. Control is the ultimate aphrodisiac
7. The soul belongs to GOD but the body belongs to us.- Rasputin (on an Enigma CD)
8. If I'm dreaming that I'm a butterfly, when I wake up how do I know it's not a butterfly dreaming it's me? (JJ)
9. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.(From an email from Ann - Thanx!)
10. Why ,oh why ,do I wonder "Why"?
11. Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
12. "Vegetarian" is an Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
13. When life deals you lemons,,,,oh hell, get the Tequila (Thanx Mike)
14. The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. -- Abraham Lincoln
15. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. Aristotle
16. Life "IS" full of changes!
17. Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. --Lily Tomlin (Thanx Joe)
18. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. --Henry Kissinger (Thanx Joe)
19. One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. Andre Gide, French novelist
20. Eyes are the windows to the soul, "I see what you are saying"......anonymous (Thanx Katie!)
21. Don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. -- George S. Patton
22. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
23. The best things in life aren't things. Art Buchwald
24. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
25. It's not what you got, it's what you give. - Tesla
26. "You cannot change the music of your soul." -Katharine Hepburn
27. "Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back." -Kathreine Gascoigne
28. There's a difference between doing wrong and being wrong.
29. Sleeping alone is lonely.
30. Web pages take a lot of frickin time!!
31. Don't take life too seriously, you ain't gonna come out of it alive anyway {animals house}
32. She looked good from far, but far from good. {thanx Jay}
33. If your not having fun doing it--stop!!! {Thanx Goodwife}
34. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. But don't be too hard on your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone. (Kurt Vonnegut 1997) thanx Ski!!
35. Bloom where you are planted...{http://www.angelfire.com/on/lummus/index.html}
36. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons
37. Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass
38. Put off until tomorrow, only that which you are willing to die, having left undone.
39. Mean people suck, nice people lick. {waaco}
40. Sing --- Even if you can't.
41. Put yes in your mind and let it be. -- {pete}
42. I sure do love my wife, kids, family, life.
43. Vote
44. Laugh
45. Cry -- but always find a way to smile afterward
46. Don't spend ALL your time in front of a glowing screen
47. If you see a blinker on -- LET THEM IN
48. If they didn't have the blinker on -- forgive them
49. If someone let you in -- Wave, Nod, smile. do anything to say thanx!!
50. Walk Away
51. Know when to run
52. The Beach is a very cool place
53. I will never comprehend a computer
54. Sleep is overrated
55. But I sure do like to sleep in
56. Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
57. You don't have to go to church to pray
58. Just because you believe -- you don't have to make others do the same.
59. Where the hell are you Mike Larkin?
60. You can choose your friends not your family -- Just be extra glad when you've got the best of both.
61. NO 4-peat
62. If it's too loud -- you're too old
63. Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. Immanuel Kant
64. Junk email sucks
65. Chain letters DO NOT bring you luck
66. Crossed fingers DO
67. I guess the finer things, you really ought to know
68. Be true
69. No Pain No Gain (why is that)
70. It's too bad you need to get sick to know how really good "normal" feels
71. I'll try anything once....twice if your really good at it! -- Thanx Mike
72. "Don't cross bridges before you get to them. No one has accomplished this yet." -- {Mr. Love}
73. "Work hard and play hard" -- {Mr. Love}
74. I don't care what or who Clinton did, it's between him and not me.
75. It's hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. --Axl Rose (Thanx Joe)
76. If it weren’t for pickpockets, I'd have no love life at all. --Rodney Dangerfield (Thanx Joe)
77. Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching. -- {Forwarded by R. Bean}
78. I'll try anything once....twice if you're really good at it! -- Thanx Mike
79. "Bad" is never "Good" until "Worse" happens. - Danish proverb
80. Knowing is the easy part; saying it out loud is the hard part. -- From the movie "The Horse Whisperer"
81. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
82. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
83. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
84. Remember, It's not what you say, it's how you say it!
85. You know you've found the one when your words come out of their mouth
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