
She bites shoelaces!
She... um... chews on stuff!
The Dozer
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He's tough!
Pictured above is the actual Dozer with contrasting red harness. Most dogs have collars, but that's another funny story. Although there is no clear evidence to prove it, it's believed that he spends late nights playing poker with the other dogs. According to Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, this breed is known for cheating (see A Friend in Need).He's beefy!
He's usually out of breath!
He's able to crush bricks with his head!
Max
This boxer is way too obsessed with the rock he has balanced on his front paws. Max is believed to frequently fold with two pair, but that's not substantiated.
Missy
...Missy has a very shiny coat and excellent markings for a boxer, not to mention a good disposition.
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