Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free-speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it ok is I buy it? "
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$60,000"
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market, They're asking $950,000"
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."
Woman: "Ok. I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"
01/18/2006