How Clinton can "balance"
the Social Security fund
[Sent to President Bill Clinton, 8 February 1993]
To Mr. Wm. Clinton — a cheerful/ ironic message:
Obviously, you have a problem: How to balance the Social Security fund (which has already dwindled apparently due to "loans" to the government), and at the same time paying for the recent salary increases for the gang in the Congress — and the Social Security recipients, who unashamedly live too long!
The solution to that problem is very simple: Employ the death doctor Kevorkian to cut down on the number of Social Security recipients! And if they object, explain to them that "life in heaven is better than it will be in America" after you have finished your term in office.