So, you want to get in touch with me? Sure, always glad to hear from a fan. My e-mail address is: Sorry it's not an easy link or form but this way the spambots don't get it so easily. If you want AIM or other messenger names, well, feel free to e-mail for them. I Do Not Take Requests! This is my one rule when contacting me, I cannot take requests. I don't buy bad toys just for reviewing, I review what I happen to have that's really bad. If you're willing to donate something for abusing, that's another matter, but understand there's a good chance I'll like the toy you want trashed and even if I agree, there's no guarantee I even own the toy in the first place.