Act 3
Scene 1
SETTING: Day Three, morning. The same jail
interview room, with the addition
of a table stage right of the
dividing pane.
AT RISE: Ron is sitting in a chair at the
table. Jeremiah enters stage left,
passes in front of the dividing
pane, and approaches the table.
(Projected text: Isaiah 51:15-16 But
I am the Lord thy God, that divided
the sea, whose waves roared: The Lord
of hosts is his name. And I have put
my words in thy mouth, and I have
covered thee in the shadow of mine
hand, that I may plant the heavens,
and lay the foundations of the earth,
and say unto Zion, Thou art my
people.)
RON
Sit down, please.
(Projected text: Isaiah 52:14 As many
were astonied at thee; his visage was
so marred more than any man, and his
form more than the sons of men.)
JEREMIAH
I have a question to
ask of you.
RON
What is it?
JEREMIAH
To increase the time
I am allowed to spend on the telephone, your approval is required. Currently I get
15 minutes a week. I proposed trading information about crimes for minutes on
the phone. I've already mentioned it to the police. I would like to have half
an hour to talk on the phone every day. I have a lot of explaining to do to a
lot of people.
(Projected text: Isaiah 53:12
Therefore will I divide him a portion
with the great, and he shall divide
the spoil with the strong; because he
hath poured out his soul unto death:
and he was numbered with the
transgressors; and he bare the sin of
many, and made intercession for the
transgressors.)
RON
How does my
recommendation come to be relevant regarding your phone time?
JEREMIAH
They didn't say. I
guess that they probably want to make sure that they are getting the most
information out of me that is possible.
RON
Are they?
JEREMIAH
Hell no. So far I
have only been talking about killings they already knew about. Legally they
can't make me tell about crimes they otherwise have no ability to link to me.
To get back, however, to the subject of my phone use. Privacy I do not insist
upon.
(Projected text: Isaiah 54:6-7 For
the Lord hath called thee as a woman
forsaken and grieved in spirit, and a
wife of youth, when thou wast
refused, saith thy God. For a small
moment have I forsaken thee; but with
great mercies will I gather thee.)
RON
You think they will
tape your phone conversation?
JEREMIAH
I have supposed that
is their motivation.
RON
OK, as you say, leaving
that aside, what salient issue ought my recommendation address?
JEREMIAH
I don't know about
that. But I would like to tell you how it has been going for me the last couple
of days.
RON
Going well, is it?
(Projected text: Isaiah 55:11 So
shall my word be that goeth forth out
of my mouth: it shall not return unto
me void, but it shall accomplish that
which I please, and it shall prosper
in the thing whereto I sent it.)
JEREMIAH
Very well, the only
trouble being I can't sleep.
RON
Do you want to take
sleeping pills?
JEREMIAH
All night I only get
one or two hours of sleep.
RON
What are you
thinking about?
JEREMIAH
Why I did it. What
it means that I did it. How I can somehow start to make amends to those I have
hurt.
(Projected text: Isaiah 56:10 His
watchmen are blind: they are all
ignorant, they are all dumb dogs,
they cannot bark; sleeping, lying
down, loving to slumber.)
RON
What exactly would
this making amends be like?
JEREMIAH
Some of them have
written me letters. I could try to answer their letters. I've been thinking
about what I would say when the communications blackout is lifted.
RON
Give me a sample of
what you would say.
(Projected text: Isaiah 57:20-21 But
the wicked are like the troubled sea,
when it cannot rest, whose waters
cast up mire and dirt. There is no
peace, saith my God, to the wicked.)
JEREMIAH
I say, don't listen
to me because I want to suck you into helping me deal with my own guilt. Listen
to me if it is helping you deal with your situation. I know that the reporters
have been saying I am stupid because I was a D student and didn't graduate from
high school. One thing I do know for sure is who I killed and who I didn't. The
police don't know that. In some cases I would be willing to join a phone
conference call and go into a séance state and contact the spirit of the
deceased.
RON
I want to know why
you committed each of your crimes, charged and uncharged, legal and moral.
JEREMIAH
So, it is true that you
are just another member of the criminal justice team?
RON
No, as your mental
health care provider, I come from a separate system. I care about what makes
you tick.
JEREMIAH
Oh. Interesting. Why
did I never pick that up about you before.
RON
I presume you are
being ironic.
JEREMIAH
Maybe I'm just being
stupid. I am getting off my subject. I need to get engaged in figuring out what
makes me tick. If people want to know, I should honor that and get engaged in
figuring it out myself.
RON
That would be my
recommendation.
(Projected text: Isaiah 59:1-3
Behold, the Lord's hand is not
shortened, that it cannot save;
neither his ear heavy, that it cannot
hear: But your iniquities have
separated between you and your God,
and your sins have hid his face from
you, that he will not hear. For your
hands are defiled with blood, and
your fingers with iniquity; your lips
have spoken lies, your tongue hath
muttered perverseness.)
JEREMIAH
Sure I had a rough childhood,
like a billion other kids.
RON
More like two
billion.
JEREMIAH
My dad was a strange
man. I never have figured out what he is about.
RON
You never thought
that he would have lived this long.
JEREMIAH
You know, sometimes
I am grateful that he is totally demented. Even if he saw my face on TV, he
wouldn't have a clue. The other patients wouldn't either. My father is one
person that I don't have to worry about feeling shame before.
RON
An infinitesimally
small consolation.
JEREMIAH
I think my father
was a child molester.
RON
Definitely a
clinical marker.
JEREMIAH
He probably molested
me.
RON
Right now, I don't
really want to go there.
(Projected text: Isaiah 61:11 For as
the earth bringeth forth her bud, and
as the garden causeth the things that
are sown in it to spring forth; so
the Lord God will cause righteousness
and praise to spring forth before all
the nations.)
JEREMIAH
OK, how about this.
As far back as I can remember, I have never felt like an observer, you know
what I mean?
RON
No, try again.
JEREMIAH
OK, I am the person
inside me, what I see, hear taste, touch, feel. Technological processes deliver
information to me decision making capabilities. For me, inside the observer
inside the person is another observer, an observer of the observer who is
totally detached.
RON
Detached? As in
nonchalant?
JEREMIAH
Detached as in
removed, alien, out of touch, out of reach. The detached observer of the
observer doesn't feel or believe anything.
RON
How does this fit
with your role as Bible quoting fundamentalist? Was that just a total con?
(Projected text: Isaiah 62:4 Thou
shalt no more be termed Forsaken;
neither shall thy land any more be
termed Desolate: but thou shalt be
called Hephzi-bah, and thy land
Beulah: for the Lord delighteth in
thee, and thy land shall be married.)
JEREMIAH
No, it wasn't a con.
I am good, but not that good. I wanted the Bible to be true. If it was true, I
didn't have to be who I was. Unfortunately, I kept on being who I was.
RON
Did you pray to be
reborn?
JEREMIAH
Of course. Daily.
Often 5 or 6 times. It never worked.
RON
No, It didn't. Not
yet.
(Projected text: Isaiah 63:8 For he
said, Surely they are my people,
children that will not lie: so he was
their Saviour.)
JEREMIAH
The being inside the
person was a Christian, but the creature inside the observer was totally in
rebellion against God.
RON
First, all the levels
inside the levels - that is all crap. We all have one level - part of God.
Period.
JEREMIAH
You can't mean that
feeling like an observer is psychotic.
RON
What ever label you
use, still realize. You won't get better until you can let go of it.
JEREMIAH
I have never known
anything else.
RON
Get over it. And
secondly. God made your emotions. You better start finding out what they are.
You don't really have anything else to do.
JEREMIAH
The farther inside I
go, the less contact I have with emotions.
(Projected text:
Isaiah 64:6-7 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses
are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the
wind, have taken us away. And there is none that calleth upon thy name, that
stirreth up himself to take hold of thee: for thou hast hid thy face from us,
and hast consumed us, because of our iniquities.)
RON
Emotions are the key
to your growth right now.
JEREMIAH
The first emotion I
want to learn is love for God.
RON
You get to make the
choice.
JEREMIAH
With the stripping
away of the layers of observer shells, it becomes clear that I am making
choices? Is that it?
(Projected text: Isaiah 65:17 For,
behold, I create new heavens and a
new earth: and the former shall not
be remembered, nor come into mind.)
RON
It cannot be
escaped. We all make choices constantly. That is what life is - a process of
incessant positive choice. Wrong choices lead to the end of life. Good choices
lead to life. Bad choices lead to death.
JEREMIAH
Bad choices aren't
the only things that lead to death.
RON
As far as our
earthly bodies go, all things lead to death. We try to grow in the process.
JEREMIAH
Grow what?
RON
You make the choice.
JEREMIAH
I want to grow in my
love for God.
(Projected text: Isaiah 66:23-24 And
it shall come to pass, that from one
new moon to another, and from one
sabbath to another, shall all flesh
come to worship before me, saith the
Lord. And they shall go forth, and
look upon the carcases of the men
that have transgressed against me:
for their worm shall not die, neither
shall their fire be quenched; and
they shall be an abhorring unto all
flesh.)
RON
Then do it.
JEREMIAH
I will try.
RON
Don't do anything
but try.
JEREMIAH
I'll keep it on my
heart, that I can choose.
(BLACKOUT)
(END OF SCENE)
Scene 2
SETTING: Day Three, evening. Paul's living
room. Jeremiah remains seated on a
platform, stage left and rear.
AT RISE: Paul and Gina sharing some relaxed
moments together.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
"Kiss me on the mouth! /Your love is
better than wine. /Draw me after
you." Text projected over picture of
others: "We will exult and rejoice in
you.")
PAUL
I've been thinking
about spirit a lot lately, about the interplay or dynamics between the Power,
the Almighty, if you will, on one hand, and the Seeker, or the spirit activated
side of every person, on the other hand, let's say the left hand. So there are only five ways that the Power
and the Seeker can interrelate. A. The Power and the Seeker are united in a
mystical relationship, somewhat dissolving the difference between them. B. The
Power and the Seeker collaborate, as say, to pick but one example among
thousands, Samuel collaborated with Yahweh. C. While the Power no doubt exists,
she attracts no seekers, because the potential seekers are preoccupied with
pursuing material gain and personal pleasure. D. While the true, ancient Power
has become a dead coal, the potential seekers still anxiously try to pursue the
Power that was spoken of in ancient texts, or worse, false power. E. Having
dispensed with both power and seekers, the modernist is prepared to let
pragmatism guide him through life.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
I am very dark, /like the curtains of
Solomon. / The sun has looked upon
me. /Tell me, you whom my soul loves,
/where you lie down at noon.)
GINA
That's interesting.
I've been thinking lately about how neurosis gets started, about to what extent
every woman is neurotic, and why, about where neurosis comes from. Have you
thought about applying your paradigm to the teleology of neurosis? Isn't
neurosis kind of like wanting as a seeker, to relate to the Power, all five
ways at once?
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
If you do not know, /O most beautiful
among women, /follow the tracks of my
flock, /to my tent. /Your cheeks are
lovely, /your neck with strings of
jewels.)
PAUL
As if there is a
side of us that wants all possibilities all the time?
GINA
Call it the infant.
(Text projected over picture of
others: We will make you rings.)
PAUL
Where as the mature
seeker will aspire to fitting the seeking style to the context, mystical one
moment, pragmatic the next?
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
While we are on our couch,/I give
forth my fragrance. /Your head lies
between my breasts.)
GINA
In real time.
PAUL
That is really,
fundamentally, different than all at once.
GINA
Let's think about
that some more. Let's be absolutely certain.
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
You are beautiful, my love.)
PAUL
For example, I am meditating
like crazy. I am all blessed out. And the phone rings. You are calling. You
have a flat tire. Immediately I move from a mystical state to a pragmatic one.
This is good.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
You are beautiful, my beloved, truly
delightful./Our couch is green. /I am
a rose of Sharon, a lily of the valleys.)
GINA
To play the devil's
advocate. Have you ever known a person who wished he had a vibrant mystical
side, but could never seem to experience it because he was so intensely
committed to being pragmatic? Being in control. Being aware of all the options.
Being aware of all the psycho babble. And being deathly afraid of being taken
for a fool. While at the same time, having that darn urge to merge going in the
back of his head all the time, he just can't really do a top class job of
focusing on the present. The voice keeps whispering, disturbing his
concentration, "Get high. Let go. Trust God."
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
As a lily among brambles,/so are you
among the young women.)
PAUL
When you put it that
way, that sort of describes a part of all of us.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
As an apple tree among the trees of
the forest,/so are you among the
young men./With great delight I sit
in your shadow,/and your fruit is
sweet to my taste. /Sustain me with
raisins; /refresh me with apples,/for
I am sick with love. /Your left hand
is under my head,/And your right hand
embraces me!)
GINA
Yes. The neurotic
part. And maybe it isn't all bad. It generates a certain amount of energy.
PAUL
In a way you're
saying that the way we choose matters as much as the outcome of the choice.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
I adjure you, O daughters of
Jerusalem,/Do not stir up or awaken
love/until it pleases. /The voice of
my beloved! /Behold, you, come,
/leaping over the mountains,
bounding over the hills. /Behold,
there you stand behind our wall,
/gazing through the windows,
/looking through the lattice.)
GINA
What's important is
not to make nonsense of life. A nonsensical life does not feel good.
PAUL
But nonsense may be
preferable to making the wrong choice.
GINA
I am going to play with
your model, see what it looks like from another angle. Where you put Power, put
in its place Sex Object. That is me, the Sex Object. I have union with the
seeker. I collaborate with the seeker. When I am ugly and repulsive, I have no
suitors. When the suitors are ugly and repulsive, I make them pay. What would a
society look like that had no prostitutes and no johns?
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
Arise, my love, my beautiful one,
/and come away./Winter is past;
/the rain is over and gone.
/The voice of the turtledove
/is heard in our land.
/The fig tree ripens its figs,
/and the vines are in blossom;
/they give forth fragrance.)
PAUL
You don't know, ...
(Paul fights back tears.)
You have touched one
delicate territory here.
GINA
I know. I am the one
who has prostituted myself.
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
Arise, my love, my beautiful one,
/and come away. /O my dove, in the
clefts of the rock, /in the crannies
of the cliff,/let me see your face,
/let me hear your voice, /for your
voice is sweet,and your face is lovely.)
PAUL
(Paul just realizes that Gina's
point is not entirely abstract.)
You took money for
sex?
GINA
A lot of women do that.
I had an advertisement in the back of the paper. But I stopped about a year
ago. I've been tested three times over that year. I have no sexually
transmitted diseases. I never had so much as a rash on my pussy.
PAUL
I've never been
tested.
( He pauses thoughtfully.)
I've never had sex.
Except with myself. If I don't seem properly astonished at your confessing, it
is because I have been holding back on a confession of my own.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
You are mine and I am yours. /You
graze among the lilies. /Until the
day breathes and the shadows flee,
/turn, my beloved, be like a gazelle
/or a young stag on cleft mountains.)
GINA
Oh, really. Please.
Go on.
PAUL
My name is not
really Paul Fleet. I am named after my father. My real name is Jeremiah Slowway
Jr..
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
On my bed by night I seek you whom my
soul loves; /I seek you, but find you not. /I
rise and go about the city,
/in the streets and in the squares;
/I seek you whom my soul loves.
/I seek you, but find you not.
/The watchmen find me /as they go
about in the city./"Have you seen
him whom my soul loves?")
(They have a long, sobbing hug.)
GINA
I submit myself to
your feeling about whether my sinful recent past changes the way you felt about
me yesterday. I should have told you sooner. I really didn't expect it to turn
out the way it has, or I would certainly have told you. As for my feelings for
you, I saw you on the television news last night, and loved you even more than
I had before. It clears up some of the mysteries of your personality for me.
PAUL
Every people has a
creation myth. Unless you accept that God created physical reality, how could
you accept that God created a spiritual reality? But for the sake of developing
a cogent argument, I am going to leave that aside for the time being. I will
grant that it is a given that people can not now know how the universe was
created. Perhaps people evolved from primitive life forms in a universe devoid of
God. And then perhaps those people evolved a concept of God strictly out of
their own consciousness: minds that insisted on worshipping the One God. And
later in their evolution, those minds would unite in universal worship of God,
without division by race, creed or bias. Even if by scientific standards this
God could not be proven to exist outside human consciousness, would this
worship still not be a tremendous blessing?
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
Scarcely do I pass them /when I find
you whom my soul loves./I hold you,
and do not let you go /until I bring
you into my /mother's house, /and into
the chamber of her who conceived me.
/I adjure you, O daughters of Jerusalem,
/by the gazelles or the does of the field,
/that you not stir up or awaken love
/until it pleases.)
GINA
Is the delusion
beneficial, benign or malignant?
PAUL
Now just replace the
word delusion with a term like archetype or collective unconscious. That provides
a wu-wu connotation rather than psycho. One is left with the same basic
premise, that man created God, that many men created many gods, that allegiance
to one as opposed to another is usually a matter of heritage, and that all
people are required to submit to a local governing authority whose sanctions
take precedence over those of God. Pluralistic religiosity in a secular
society. Creating God is mankind's noblest accomplishment. Having created God,
people now want to relegate Him to a back shelf.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
What is that coming up from the
wilderness /like columns of smoke,
/perfumed with myrrh and
frankincense,/with all the fragrant
powders of a merchant?)
GINA
So they can shine
the spotlight on themselves, which is not necessarily all bad. Ever since
Michelangelo the West has specialized in shining a spotlight on man. We don't
want to stop doing that. We just want to get God back in the balance.
PAUL
Having put
absolutely everything onto the table, for the first time in my life, it is
possible to feel something absolutely monumental is about to happen. All praise
is yours, Lord.
GINA
Thy will be done.
(Text projected over
picture of others: Behold, it is the litter of Solomon! /Around it are sixty mighty
men, /some of the mighty men of Israel, /all of them wearing swords
and expert in
war,/each with his sword at his thigh, /King Solomon made himself a carriage
/from the wood of Lebanon.
He made its posts of
silver,/its back of gold, its seat of purple; /its interior was inlaid with
love /by the daughters of Jerusalem.)
PAUL
I see a paradox. Man
creates God. But then man creates Satan as well. And then man goes on a
rampage, murdering other men in the name of God and violating God's
commandments right and left. If man is so noble as to create this extensive
mental construct, why is man so weak in implementing it? Is that the fault of
the construct or of man?
GINA
Man, simultaneously
the noblest and most ignoble being in the universe.
(Text projected over
picture of others: Go out, O daughters of Zion,
and look upon King
Solomon, /with the crown with which his mother crowned him /on the day of his
wedding,/on the day of the gladness of his heart.)
PAUL
Of the most ignoble,
Jeremiah Slowway leading up the pack, while preaching the gospel of Christ.
Mankind just doesn't know how to leave well enough alone.
(Paul sits down. )
We have come late to
learning restraint, having spent decades watching people sink to succeeding new
low levels.
GINA
Like that Raffleson
video we watched the other night, Blood and Wine.
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
Behold, you are beautiful, my love,
/behold, you are beautiful! /Your
eyes are doves /behind your veil.
/Your hair is like a flock of goats
/leaping down the slopes of Gilead.
/Your teeth are like a flock of shorn
ewes /that have come up from the
washing, /all of which bear twins,
/and not one among them has lost its
young.)
PAUL
People do seem to
like to watch others fail, more than they like to watch others succeed, unless
they have a cut of the action. And it takes a wise man indeed to profit from
overestimating the taste of our contemporaries.
GINA
Why don't we write a
play about all of this?
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
Your lips are like a scarlet thread,
and your mouth is lovely./Your cheeks
are like halves of a pomegranate/
behind your veil. /Your neck is like
the tower of David, /built in rows of
stone; /on it hang a thousand shields,
/all of them shields of warriors.
/Your two breasts are like two fawns,
/twins of a gazelle, /that graze among
the lilies.)
PAUL
All of what?
GINA
About you and your
dad, you and your mom, you and me.
(Text projected over picture of both
Gina and Paul: Until the day breathes
/and the shadows flee, /I will go away
to the mountain of myrrh /and the hill
of frankincense. /You are altogether
beautiful, my love; /there is no flaw
in you. /Come with me from Lebanon, my
bride; /come with me from Lebanon.
Depart from the peak of Amana, /from
the peak of Senir and Hermon,/from the
dens of lions, /from the mountains of
leopards.)
PAUL
I'm not a writer, not
a playwright. I write computer programs. Are you a writer?
GINA
I've kept a diary,
and written a couple dozen poems. We'll work up the parts playing ourselves.
Christians have all but abandoned theater and film. Right now it is unlikely we
will get film back. But once upon a time all theater was Christian. Small
budget big idea Christian productions ought to be supported by churches if
nothing else. Four of us could tour the country, going from church to church.
PAUL
I can think about
that. And, if you would, please think about this. I love you. I propose that we
agree officially to be engaged to be married in about a year.
GINA
Yes to the
engagement. Let's think about that year.
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
You have captivated my heart, my
sister, my bride; /you have
captivated my heart with one glance
of your eyes, /with one jewel of your
necklace. /How beautiful is your
love, my sister, my bride! /How much
better is your love than wine, /and the
fragrance of your oils than any spice!
/Your lips drip nectar, my bride; /honey
and milk are under your tongue;
/the fragrance of your garments is like
the fragrance of Lebanon.)
PAUL
The fact is modern societies
as a whole aren't satisfied with what God has done. They take everything they
like for granted. Everything they don't like is God's fault. So they set about
trying to do a better job than God. They don't even wonder if there might be
any limit to their imagination. They demand the right to remake reality to
whatever they want whenever they want it. No questions answered.
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
A garden locked is my sister, my bride,
/a spring locked, a fountain sealed.
/Your shoots are an orchard of
pomegranates /with all choicest fruits,
/henna with nard, /nard and saffron,
calamus and cinnamon, /with all trees
of frankincense, myrrh and aloes,
/with all chief spices- /a garden
fountain, a well of living water,
/and flowing streams from Lebanon.
/Awake, O north wind, /and come, O
south wind!Blow upon my garden, /let
its spices flow.)
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
Let my beloved come to his garden,
/and eat its choicest fruits.)
(Jeremiah makes a call on the jail phone.
Gina's cell phone rings. Paul and Gina
exchange looks. Gina answers.)
JEREMIAH
This is Jeremiah
Slowway. Will Paul talk to me?
GINA
Maybe later. Right
now, it would be better for you to talk to me.
JEREMIAH
Who are you?
GINA
Gina.
JEREMIAH
What is Gina short
for?
GINA
Giovanna. Johanna
you might say.
JEREMIAH
You're Spanish.
GINA
My parents are
Mexican-American.
(Text projected over picture of Paul:
I come to my garden, my sister, my
bride, /I gather my myrrh with my
spice, /I eat my honeycomb with my
honey, /I drink my wine with my milk.)
(Text projected over picture of others:
Eat, friends, drink, /and be drunk with
love!)
(Flute music in minor pentatonic scale
plays in background.)
GINA
Are you looking for
some action?
JEREMIAH
Do I look like a
pool player?
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
I sleep, but my heart is awake. /A
sound! My beloved is knocking. /"Open
to me, my sister, my love, /my dove,
my perfect one, /for my head is wet
with dew, /my locks with the drops of
the night." /I had put off my garment;
/how could I put it on? /I had bathed
my feet; /how could I soil them?)
GINA
Yes, you do. And
like a poker player too.
JEREMIAH
That's funny,
because they call me Action Jackson.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
My beloved puts his hand to the latch,
/and my heart is thrilled within me. /
I arise to open to my beloved, /and my
hands drip with myrrh, /my fingers with
liquid myrrh, /on the handles of the bolt.
/I open to my beloved, /but my beloved
turns and leaves. /My soul fails me when
he speaks.)
GINA
If they do, they've
got to be kidding. But seriously, you know I can already tell one thing about
you. You don't like to be rushed. How long does it take you to buy a truck?
JEREMIAH
You got me there. I
sure wear the salesmen out. I've got more time to spend buying than they have
to spend selling.
GINA
You've got patience.
I don't. If you are looking for some fun, why don't I sell you $50 worth.
JEREMIAH
I guess that I don't
look like a cop.
GINA
No, but you act like
one.
JEREMIAH
Say, I'm not looking
for a comedian. I can find jokes for free in the Reader's Digest.
GINA
Make that patient,
and cheap.
(Jeremiah turns angry.)
JEREMIAH
Make that , the
customer is always right. Tell me how far $50 will get me.
(Text projected over picture of Gina:
I seek him, but find him not; /I call
him, but he gives no answer. /The
watchmen find me /as they go about in
the city; /they beat me, they bruise me,
/they take away my veil, /those watchmen
of the walls. /I adjure you, O daughters
of Jerusalem, /if you find my beloved,
/that you tell him /I am sick with love.)
GINA
Better yet, let me
show you.
JEREMIAH
Where?
GINA
I have a lair in the
bushes near here. It's nice tonight.
JEREMIAH
Get in. I'll go park
in the movie theater parking lot while we reach an agreement.
GINA
You get out. I'm not
getting in your car.
JEREMIAH
You haven't even
asked me what I am looking for.
(Jeremiah stares at Gina and she
stares back.)
I'm looking for an
all-nighter. I'll throw in dinner and a hot tub.
GINA
That will cost you
$500.
(Text projected over picture of others:
What is your beloved more than another
beloved, /O most beautiful among women?
/What is your beloved more than another
beloved,/that you thus adjure us?)
JEREMIAH
No problem. I can
see that you are worth every penny of it.
GINA