You want stories? We have stories.
First, a trilogy about growing up in Pennsylvania:
The Farmer's Daughter
My Affair with Miss Harper
The Good Scout
Or perhaps you'd prefer to read about the effects of vegetarianism on intergalactic exploration.
Or maybe you're a disgruntled teacher, trying to figure out why getting through to students has become so difficult. The Elvis Theory explains why.
You're looking for something longer, a Freudian monomythic novella, perhaps? Then look no further.