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Wednesday, October 01, 2003 ( 5:21 PM ) EK B - Acrowinners! We have acrowinners!!! Huzzzah! OK, let's not make you wait any longer. The letters were B O A U O C. The entries: *Boned on an ultralight over Canada *Bet: oboist and unitarian of consequence *Bunch of assholes undermining our constitution *Bruce's Oktoberfest: Ass up over cranium. *British Overseas Airways usually overcharges caucasians. *Bitchy old Aunt Ursula orgasms constantly *But otters aren't ugly old coots! *Breast oggling assholes usually offend catholics. *Bet often acquiesces under old couches *Beelzebub obsequiously asked, "Unitarian or Catholic?" *Because of ancient umbrages, Othello cracked. *Best of all, unpleasant odors cease! *Bent over and urinating on concrete. *Bank of America: Useless Officious Cocksuckers. *Bored of Anaheim, unspectacular Orange County. *Being omniscient and ugly, Olga cried. *Best of Australian unforgettable opals. Cheap. *Bet on album. Unbelievable on clarinet! *Behold, o annointed usurper, Ozymandias cried! *Being ornery, Amanda underlined Orville's Cliffnotes. *Bug out! Attack unit one! Charge! *Breasts on Amazons. Utters on cows. *Big orgasms allowed under our covers. *Box of almonds under old couch. And now, let's turn things over to the lovely Flipsycab for the judging. Heeeeeeeeere's Flipsy: Hello Acromaniacs and thank you for playing! These were some wonderfully hilarious and amazingly clever entries. As much as I think you're all weiners--I mean winners, I am required by law to choose but one actual winner. However, I decided to hand out gold, silver, and bronze prizes in the spirit of international competition. What that has to do with AcroChallenge, I'll never know. Anywho, here goes: The Bronze Medal, or Thrid Place, goes to Mike for his "Weirdest Places I've Had Sex" entry: Boned on an ultralight over Canada. Sounds like fun! The Silver Medal, or Second Place, goes to Lily G. for her "Best Imitation of Young Adult Literature" entry: Being ornery, Amanda underlined Orville's Cliffnotes. Oh, that wacky Amanda. Or ornery, rather. And finally (Olypmic Theme music plays). . . The Gold Medal, or First Place, goes to Venice for her "Hell's Admissions Department" entry: Beelzebub obsequiously asked, "Unitarian or Catholic?" This one cracked me up!! I wonder what happens if you say "Catholic." Honorable Mentions go to: Kellie for her "Simultaneously Hilarious and Depressing" entry: Being omniscient and ugly, Olga cried. Deepfat Friar for his "Boxlightener's Blog" entry: Bruce's Oktoberfest: Ass up over cranium. Stennie for her "Shakespearean Sonnet" entry: Bent over and urinating on concrete. Kevin for his "Yes, please!" entry: Big orgasms allowed under our covers. NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS: Thank you for your patience! Yay! Thank you Flipsy! And see us back next week, when YOU may be the judge! # |
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