Bon Jour!

Hanging out in Paris this weekend. My train pulled into the train station early morning just when people were scurrying about, fetching fresh bread for the day.

Paid 1 Euro to use the restroom. Got my money's worth.

Stopped and had coffee at a little cafe and watched Parisian life happen around me.

Walked to the Eiffel Tower, Le Louvre, Champs D'Elise, Arch de Triumph, etc...and back.

I learned that French people don't really hate Americans. They must just hate you. If you're polite and at least try to speak their language, you'll do just fine here. I also learned that there's no such thing as taking too many pictures. I'll post some, I promise.

Back to London for a few more weeks....then I'm heading home for a late Thanksgiving with my bride and my babies.




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London

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been working in London and should return to the States in the next few weeks.



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Breakfast is the most important meal

I think a funny syrup would be "Mrs. Butterface", with a smoking-hot body. Men would eat more pancakes.



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Jean Pool

I've learned that to women, clothing ages faster than even, say, dog years. An outfit suddenly becomes unwearable in a matter of days. My wife can be standing in an outfit she got yesterday and I'll ask, "When did you get those jeans?"

"Bradley, I've had these forever."

Forever? Really? You'd think if you had them that long they'd say 'Jordache', or 'Sassoon', or....'size 2'



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Kansas City Comedian Brad Meehan at the Improv

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Letterman's "Top Ten Least Popular New TV Shows"

Here are some entries for Letterman's "Top Ten Least Popular New TV Shows"

* Extreme Mobile Home Makeover
* CSI: Sheboygan
* Dirty Sexy Pelts
* Oprah's Big Indian Give
* Are You Smarter Than a Governor?
* Little People, Big Heads
* Survivor: Wasilla
* So You Think You Can Yodel?

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Holiday Parties

'Tis the season to book a comedian for your Holiday Party! My calendar is filling fast. If you want a clean, PG-13 show please contact me.

This weekend we performed at a corporate event at the historic Elm's Resort in Excelsior Springs.

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Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkin pie should really be called "Cool Whip Pie with Nasty Brown Crap Under It"



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Death Row

If I were on death-row my last meal would probably be Olive Garden's "Never-ending Pasta Bowl".

"Any last words?"

"Yes. More Alfredo, please!"




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Tony Romo

A Dallas area couple blew out a tire and the only person who stopped to help them was Dallas Cowboy's quarterback Tony Romo. When asked if Tony Romo has ever had to change her tire, girlfriend Jessica Simpson replied, "Nah. I'm a member of A.A."


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Cow Tongue

I could never eat cow tongue. My rule is, "Never taste anything that can taste you back."



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Olive Garden

Olive Garden's slogan is "When you're here, you're family." That sounds about right. No one in my family can cook either.


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Meatings

Whenever someone says "stakeholder" in a meeting, I pretend they said "steak holder" and it makes the meeting more enjoyable.



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Letterman Top 10 List

Check out #9! (Click to enlarge)



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Birthday Boy!

Michael Jackson turned 50 this week! His face turned 37.



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