Time Served

I hate when you ask someone how long they've been married, they also feel compelled to tell you how long they dated as well. Like, "We've been married for a year, but have been together for five." When men say it, it means, "I was afraid of commitment but now I want the credit for it." When women say it, it means, "I want everyone to know just how long I've been putting up with his sh*t."






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Hail Mary

I got into an argument with Connor on whether or not there was a prayer called, "Hail Mary full of grapes". Jane had to break out a bible to settle the score. I lost.










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Giggles and Boots

We were asked to open for country band Outlaw Junkies in Kearney. The kids came to the show and loved hearing my stories about them. They felt like stars.











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Michigan!

We took the kids to Grand Rapids, Michigan to visit my parents. Before we left I told the kids we were taking to an orphanage. 13 hour drive and not one time did I hear, "Are we there yet?".

For my birthday we went to the Beltline Bar for their famous wet burrito.













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Seka

You never know who you'll run into at the comedy club. Here's 70's porn star "Seka" at the Kansas City Improv.












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Little Man

I was invited to perform at a fund raiser for Daniel "Little Man" Snook, a 9-month old baby battling cancer. If you live near Edgerton, MO please come support this great cause.


"Little Man (aka Daniel, Jr) was diagnosed at 3 months old with Choroid
Plexus Carcinoma, a very rare brain cancer. Little Man's Mom left her
job to care for him, his Dad is currently deployed to Iraq, and his older
sisters are being cared for by other family members. Visit
www.caringbridge.org/visit/danielsnookjr for futher info on his
condition."

When: June 20, 2009
Where: Edgerton, MO
City Park (In case of rain it will be held at Mt. Zion Baptist Church, Edgerton, MO)
Time: 4-8pm
Cost: By donation

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College Graduation Party

I performed at an outdoor college graduation party last night. What a fantastic group. They set up rows of chairs around the patio and Alan Grafton and I did our thing. Thank you Cathy!





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I'm going to count to three...

My kids learned fractions by listening to mom 'try' to discipline them. "I'll to count to 3... 1, 2, 2 7/16, 2 5/8, 2 3/4..."




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Cry Baby

"Colic" is crying for 3 hrs/day at least 3 times a week for 3 weeks. That's also the same symptoms of someone watching the Lifetime Channel.




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Eight Lives Too Many

All dogs go to Heaven. All cats go back to Hell.









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Green Day

Green is the new Annoying





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Neat Freak - Emphasis on the word "Freak"

My bride is such a neat-freak. It drives me nuts. Just to spite her, when I die I'm having my ashes scattered on the kitchen floor.






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Brie Johnson on Millionaire Matchmaker

Friend and comedy writing partner Brie Johnson will appear on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker. She will be opening for her millionaire/hypnotist/zebra Anthony Cools at the Paris Hotel in Vegas.

Millionaire Matchmaker annoyances:

• Patti Stanger has a Super-Secret Database 'full' of available women but yet every show she has to scramble to get enough girls to attend her mixers.


• Patti's catch phrase is "Does the penis go up and down off the couch?" If you had a penis that could sit on a couch, you wouldn't need a matchmaker, you'd need a porn 'stache.


• She boasts a 99% success rate - the other 1% is apparently her. She's 47 and not married. She has a mysterious boyfriend that no one has seen - like Jan Brady's imaginary boyfriend "George Glass". (when they met, did Patti's penis get up off the couch?)


• Every show - despite the '99% success rate' - ends with "...they did not see each other again". That's weird math.


• The only tolerable person on the show is dude with the mowhawk.

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Deceptive Women

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Connor's disasterous First/Last Communion

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