Stick to the List

Me and my wife have an ongoing battle where we try to make each other laugh when the other person is not around. For example, she replaced all of the credit cards in my wallet with pictures of male strippers. When I got to the counter to pay for something, all I had was half-nude pictures of "Dante the Black Stallion". I had to explain to the check-out lady and all the people in line that she was insane, not me (as I stood there laughing into an empty wallet).

Revenge: My new tactic is to erase stuff from her grocery list and write something very inappropriate in it's place so she'll read it and laugh when she's standing in an aisle full of people. Look closely at the list below. As we speak, she is at the grocery store with her mom with this list in her hand.


Yes, that says "anal lube". What would make this even
funnier is if she comes home with some.

Update:

She said she was in the deli when she saw the anal lube and laughed. She's wrong. Anal lube is in aisle four.

Update (October 24, 2005):

Got her again...