Radio

I was on the radio again today - on 610 Sports' D.A. Show. I did another Walken-guy spot for 'cut day' , where the Chiefs cut 16 players. 'Walken' cut the 93 year-old band leader, Tony DiPardo for not having enough cow bell in his band. D.A. said I was 'always a favorite.' The spot was replayed in a commercial later in the day. Cool.

Reading blogs

One of the blogs I read almost daily is from the Superficial Plaza Chick. I dig her site because she sometimes uses haiku. I've been pulling some haiku out of my ass lately. Here are some:


In response to a inner-blogger quarrel called "Resolution:90210"

Much blogger drama
I wish we had a Peach Pit.
Nat would understand.

On Haiku:

With a Math Degree
Still have to use my fingers
To count syllables

On Wonder Woman:

Dressed like a hooker
Please don't make me tell the truth
Damn Magic Lasso

Dumb Shows

CBS just released its' fall line-up with many new shows hitting the air waves, including the "Ghost Whisperer" - where Jennifer Love Hewitt has the ability to talk to the dead. In the first episode, Jennifer talks to her acting career.

Plugged

Popsicles make me constipated - especially the stick.

Youthful

"You are what you eat." So, if you want to stay young and playful, I suggest eating kittens.

Heap of Trouble

When my dad took off his belt, you knew you were in deep sh*t because attached to his belt was his colostomy bag.

Spelling

You have to spell words around kids if you don't want them to know what you're talking about. Which is fine unless your a bad speller. Then it's kind of a - b.i.c.h. I'm a horrible speller. Last year my kids got a few Christmas presents from Satan Claus.