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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

T.O.

I did some commentary on 610 Sports this morning discussing Terrell Owen's decision to sign with the Cowboys...

Good morning. I got to tell you, between the Oscars, Golden Globes, and your show, I'm getting more face time than a spit-hood on Junior Siavii.

I have to be honest. I'm a little disappointed that Terrell Owens signed with Dallas. T.O. - if you're listening - Kansas City has so much to offer. If you want shopping we have the Plaza. If you want barbeque we have Arthur Bryant's. And if you want to party with some hot, wild women we have Missy B's. O.K., that was gross. Gate's has the best barbeque.

So this means the Chief's will have to make do with what we already have. Guys like Eddie Kennison - who's probably the biggest thing to come out of Denver since John Elway's teeth (no offense, D.A.). We have Trent Green, Larry Johnson; and who can forget Tony Gonzalez? He's the most popular hispanic to join a team since Ricky Martin joined Menudo. Not only is he great at football, he was fantastic on that show C.H.i.P.s.


Tony G.

Herman Edwards: we don't need T.O.. We have the weapons already. With a little discipline and hard work, you're going to have the Chief's looking better than Suzy Kolber at a kegger at the School for the Blind.


Suzy Kolber

(note: Missy B's = tranny bar)

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

KC Comedy Arts Fest

I was invited to perform at the 2006 Kansas City Comedy Arts Fest! I will be at the Just Off Broadway Theatre this Saturday at 9:30 PM. Come see me!

Saturday, March 4; admission $10 or $7 IFC members
Just Off Broadway Theatre
• 6:30 p.m. KCCAF reception
• 7:30 p.m. KCCAF film screening
• 9:30 p.m. KCCAF live performance

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