Save a Turkey, Eat a Donkey

Happy Thanksgiving.

We ate and drank more than Oprah's tapeworm. Then, we went to the Chiefs - Broncos game after dinner and took home a another WIN. I brought 80,866 people with me. The Honda was packed.



Larry Johnson juked Ian Gold so bad it shook his cup out of his pants. The halftime show was John Fogerty. That was cool. I haven't seen John Fogerty play since, well, earlier that day on the Lion's game.



Buy my book!! It's only $10. Click here

Inbox

Every morning my Inbox is filled with suggestions for Penis Enlargement, Viagra, and Cialis. It's always nice to hear from my ex.

Buy my book!! It's only $10. Click here

Kevin Nealon

Tonight I got to work with Kevin Nealon. The show was fun. I saw a lot of friends at the show and made some new ones, of course!


Me and Kevin Nealon


Me and D.H.S.


Mo and Cat. Yum.

Buy my book!! It's only $10. Click here

Rump Roaster

I did a roast on 610 Sports this morning. Got some good laughs as seen below.

The roast started with these words:

They say, “You only roast the ones you love.” Which right away left out Neil and Marty. We wanted to roast Chris and Cowboy but the City has an ordinance against burning ‘trash.’

Clever.


Me and D.A.


Me

Buy my book!! It's only $10. Click here

Good Friday

This Friday I will be ROASTING the 2006 Hall of Fame Inductees with 610 Sports at Paddy O'Quigley's.

Then, Friday night I get to work with Kevin Nealon from Saturday Night Live at the Improv.



Buy my book!! It's only $10. Click here

Siriusly

I can now be heard on Sirius Satellite Radio's comedy stations!!! Now millions of people will think I'm a dork.


Buy my book!! It's only $10. Click here