Jean Pool

I've learned that to women, clothing ages faster than even, say, dog years. An outfit suddenly becomes unwearable in a matter of days. My wife can be standing in an outfit she got yesterday and I'll ask, "When did you get those jeans?"

"Bradley, I've had these forever."

Forever? Really? You'd think if you had them that long they'd say 'Jordache', or 'Sassoon', or....'size 2'



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