Homer Simpson
"Five days without shoting something"
"mmmmm 64 slices of American cheese"
"Haha April Fool's"
"They didn't have asprin..."
"I'm Mr. Burns Blah blah blah..."
"Bastard"
"Only one can of beer left..."
"I am going to burn this dounut..."
"The computer's starting"
"Some people call me the space cowboy..."
"Your car has been crushed into a cube"
"Welcome to dumpville population, You!"
"Who called all these weird places..."
"Four day weekend"
"Uhh fuzzy"
"I am gay"
"Go hell"
"Alright brain..."
"Stand up to you cops"
"Spanish flea"
"You blew it up, damn you all to hell"
"mmmmm hogfat"
Simpsons answer mashine message
"I been carried out of Moes hundreds of times"
"Icecream truck"
"I am invinceable"
"I owe you one dounut"
"Kill my boss"
"Kiss my hair yellow butt"
"A Gary Larson calendar"
"Hello my name is Mr. Burns"
"Are you like one of those English guards"
Mr. Plow theme song
"What is a muppet?"
"no tv, no beer make Homer something, something..."
"There dogs and there playing poker"
"That dog has a puffy tail"
"Shut up brain"
"To start press any key"
"Your Sinking.."
"We need 5000 CC of snacks..."
"Look there magnetbox and sorny"
"Dean your a stupidhead..."
"Stupid TV be more funny"
"How come I can't get no Tang around here"
Under the sea song
"A women is like a beer"
"Your dead Burns"
"I'll be the most wacked out..."
"See because of me now they have a warning"
"Doh"
"Bees with dog in there mouth"
"ah $20, I wanted a peanut..."
When I was 17 song
"Your never going to eat meat again..."
"Send us to that planet of the apes"
"Boring"
Talking about her sweet can
"Thomas Edison smoked several cigars a day..."
"I dance with a gay"
"Drink from the faucet"
"Earth to stupid guy"
"English who needs that, I'm never gong to England"
"999 springs to flush down"
"All this computer hacking is making me thristy"
Homer trying to get a job
"Make me the women"
"Mmm beernuts"
"Mmm burger"
"Mmm chocolate"
"Mmm crumbled up cookie things"
"Mmm urinal frech"
"Mmm organized crime"
"I have to scratch myself in two place at once"
"that team sucked last night"
"Your too drunk to drive"
"You can't handle the truth"
"I just lost my appetite..."
"Ahhhh Boogieman"
"When it come to complements..."
"Rats I almost had him eatting dog food"
"You do realize who this is?...uh Marge"
"Free willie jump with all you might"
"Welcome to the internet my friend..."
"Ahh the last peanut..."
"The mail is here"
"I like stories"
"Super fun happy slide"
"It take two to lie..."
"Girls of the internet I'd go online with them anyday"
"Boning up on his nerd lessons..."
"Homer no function, beer, well without"
"I shouldn't of eatin that pack of powder gravy..."
"OH no, my pudding is traped forever"
"I'm traped inside two vending mashines"
"Yellooo"