Krusty - "Can I play a hemoroid suffer..."
Krusty - "I could pull a better cartoon..."
Krusty - "Close the damn thing down"
Krusty - "I hardly endorse this event or product"
Krusty - "You people are pigs"
Prof. Frink - "That money is going to pay"
Nelson - "HAHA"
Dr. Nick - "Hi everybody"
Dr. Nick - "hi everbody...Hi Dr. NIck"
Dr. Nick - "Bye Bye everybody"
Ned Flanders "I can see your doddle"
Ned Flanders "Were done for..."
Rod & Tod Flanders - "Were not allowed to have pixie sticks..."
Chief Wiggum - "Your story is very interesting Mr. Jackass..."
Chief Wiggum - "Do they still sell those frozen bananas?"
Chief Wiggum - "Just get on of those inflatable women..."
Kent Brockman - "This just in go to hell"
Kent Brockman - "I put the blam squarely on you.."
Kent brockman - "There is a new mood in Springfield..."
Bleeding Gums Murphy - The Cosby Show
Radioactive Man - "I shall call myself Radioactive Man"
Ralph - "Mrs. Hoover I glued my head to my shoulder"
Ralph - "Leave me alone"
Ralph - "These rubber pants are hot..."
Ralph - "Will you cook my dinner for me..."
Ralph - "I bent my wookie"
Ralph - "My worm went in my mouth then I ate it..."
Ralph - "I dress myself"
Ralph - "Me fail english..."
Ralph - "I love Lisa Simpson"
Ralph - "They were making babies"
Ralph - "I'm a boy"
Ralph - "It's your funeral..."
Ralph - "I ate all my caps"
Ralph - "I'm Idaho!"
Ralph - "We're going to be in a pie."
Ralph - "I bit my Tongue"
Ralph - "My parent won't let me use scissors..."
Ralph - "When the doctor said I didn't have worms..."
Man - "Do you find something..."
Man - Peanut Factory
Man - "You can't put a price..."
Snake - "Wallet inspector"
Cops in Springfield Theme
"Core melt down in 10 seconds"
Simpstones Theme Song
Itcy and Scratchy Theme Song
Simpsons Theme Song
Complete Simpsons Theme Song
Moe - "No matter how hard he hits you..."
Moe - Flamming Moes Song
Moe - Moe taking a lie detector test
Moe - "I'm better than dirt"
Moe - "I may be ulgy, hate filled..."
Moe - "I'm going to paint my house with your brain"
Moe - "Moes tavern"
Moe - "Watch me lick the crap out of you"
Moe - Moes Prankcalls
Moe - "He's so stupid"
Moe - "That's my old spit bucket"
Moe - "If you guys are getting loaded of those fums..."
Grandpa Simpson - "Bitch, bitch, bitch"
Grandpa Simpson - "Give me, give me, give me"
Grandpa Simpson - "Maaaaatlock"
Grandpa Simpson - "Latex..condoms..."
Grandpa Simpson - "Happy Birthday Bart..."
Grandpa Simpson - "I'm filled with piss and vineger..."
Grandpa Simpson - "How'd you take off your underwear..."
Grandpa Simpson - "Some one made a mess down there"
Grandpa Simpson - "Dag nabbit"
Grandpa Simpson - "Hello"
Grandpa Simpson - "Kill it, kill it"
Grandpa Simpson - "The metric system is the tool of the devil..."
Barney - "I like them with two kinds of Cheese"
Barney - "Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply..."
Barney - "We want chile Willie"
Barney - "I drink"
Barney - "Oh my heart just stopped..."
Barney - "Someone smells stinky, whoo it's me"
Barney - "You had to go too far"
Barney - "Someboby's touching me"
Lisa - "In another million years man will have five fingers..."
Lisa - "The network has sunk to a new low"
Lisa - "They wear hat on there feet..."
Marge - "My husband is on a murderous rampage..."
Marge - "He just lies there struggleing to breath"
Marge - "Hmmm"
Marge - "of course you'll have a bad impression of New York..."
Mr. Burns - "Son of a bitch"
Mr. Burns - "Your in deep doh now"
Mr. Burns - "The Germans are coming to get me"
Mr. Burns - "Hello Smithers"
Mr. Burns - Mr. Burns voting theme
Mr. Burns - "Schindler are like peas in a pod..."
Mr. Burns - "We'll take the Sprooce Moose"
Mr. Burns - "You call this a super computer"
Mr. Burns - "Exellent"
Apu - "We're putting that bitch on ice"
Apu - "Thank you for coming I'll see you in hell"
Apu - Apu's name
Apu - "For the next five minutes I'm going to party..."
Apu - Apu's Kiwi Mart song
Apu - "You magnifict bastard"
Apu - "Get out and come again"
Apu - "I'm sorry I don't speak english"
Apu - "The oppertunity to prove youself a hero is long gone"
Apu - "Please do not offer my god a peanut"
Apu - "You may ask me three questions"
Apu - "If you survive, please come again"
Apu - "Silly customor you can not hurt a twinky"
Troy McClure - "You might remember me from such films..."
Lionel Hutz - "I've argued in front of every judge in the state..."
