Standard Fanfic Disclaimer: The Characters are all the property of their respective copyright holders, if I list them all individually I think it would have to have its very own chapter. All are being used without permission. I do not have any money so it won’t do any good to sue me. Also I want to thank all these people that created such wonderful characters for me to be able to write about.

“Talking Lines”

<Thinking Lines>

A/N: Expect most of these chapters to be somewhat short. Oh yeah I am not the sole writer of this Fic Most is being written by my teenage son. The two of us had this idea When we were arguing over which Major character from Movie/Fiction was the better fighter. After some time we had a list of characters we wanted to see fight against each other. The beginnings of this Fic were born. I told him we should put a mild linking plotline to the fight stories and this is what we got. I leave most of the general writing to him, and do the finish work myself. We have a tendency to spend a long time arguing over the fight scenes trying to get them right. Expect Crude Language, Violence, Some Silliness, and the occasional Cameo Appearance by possibly anybody.

Enjoy

Prelude

Begins in a room that is well furnished and well lit and all sorts of people assembling.

Indiana Jones is looking at a painting in the corner and trying to explain to Inuyasha the importance of Classical Art. Pikachu is following a small plate that’s flying around the room thanks to Anakin. Vegeta and Wolverine are in an arm wrestling contest. Ukyo is talking to Priss about cooking mostly a one-way conversation. And Ranma is talking to Connor about the martial arts. All of a sudden a door opens and a man walks into the room and speaks.

Man: “Hello and welcome to my humble abode I hope you all are comfortable. My name is unimportant as it changes on every world I visit. You can call me Brandon Ray as that is my current name.”

“My goal in life is simple become the most powerful fighter. That is why you all are here I intend to have you all fight in a tournament to see who is the best then fight that one to see if I have become as powerful as my goal..”

Vegeta: “And what the hell makes you think we’ll go along with your little game?”

Brandon: “Ahhh… Vegeta the Saiyan Warrior and rumored planet destroyer. It should be interesting watching you fight. And if you don’t do it willingly maybe you will for your son and wife.”

Vegeta: “You bastard if you touch Boma or Trunks I’ll rip you to pieces!”

Brandon: “That’s what I’m counting on.”

Wolverine: “And what about the rest of us Bub?”

Brandon: “Ah, Wolverine what would do if I told you I could tell who your family was and who you are?”

Wolverine: “I’d say I’m in.”

Ranma: “And what about the rest of us!?!”

(Lot’s of loud agreements)

Brandon: “Ranma your manhood, Connor your mortality, Anakin your mother, Priss I offer fame and glory, Ukyo a husband, Jones I’m sure money is adequate, Inuyasha the sacred jewel, Pikachu you’re an animal you have no choice. Well matches start tomorrow with Wolverine versus Neo unfortunately Neo is unable join till tomorrow.”

Wolverine: “Hmm, guess we better get to sleep anyone gotta smoke?”