Round One Neo vs. Wolverine

Match starts with Wolverine leaning on a pillar in a room that looks like an old martial arts dojo complete with racks along the wall containing a variety of oriental weapons.

Wolverine: “So you’re my first opponent then huh?” (Takes off shirt and pops neck) “Might as well get this over with.”

Neo: “My thoughts exactly but I must worn you I wont lose. I cant.” (Pops knuckles and rushes wolverine)

Wolverine throws a punch and Neo quickly grabs his wrist. Wolverine then pops out his claws, which come out to an inch away from Neo’s face. Neo looks down.

Neo: “HMMM? I didn’t expect that.”

Wolverine: “A lot things you ain’t expectin!” (Throws punch with other hand)

Neo blocks and spins around and throws Wolverine through a pillar 20ft away. Wolverine blows through pillar facefirst and lands and comes to a sliding halt on the floor.

Neo: “I’M sorry but I believe I’ve won” (begins walking away)

(WolverineLchuckles) “I ain’t dead yet bub!”

(NeoLturns around and takes off glasses) “You should have stayed down.”

Wolverine: “Always did have a problem with given up.”

Neo: “As you wish.”(Holds out hand and pair of nunchucks leaps into his hands)

Wolverine rushes in and throws a deadly barrage of punches all of which Neo blocks with one hand.

Neo swings down both nunchucks in a deadly arc against wolverine who catches them in his claws.

Neo: “Your quite skilled.”

Wolverine: Thanks Kid! (Kicks Neo between the legs)

Neo: “Ugh!” (Drops to his knees)

Wolverine go’s to punch Neo in the face Neo grabs Wolverines claws and throws him up and through the roof and jumps up through the hole and soars into the air and grabs Wolverine and throws him back down through the roof and then falls after him and lands next to him.

Neo: “Are you finished wasting my time yet?”

WolverineLSpits out blood and wipes his lip) “Hell no I’m just getting warmed up.”

Wolverine does a sweep kick and Neo jumps trying to avoid getting knock over and as he’s coming down Wolverine does a hook kick and hits Neo in the ribs with bone jarring force.

Neo comes down and grabs his ribs and winces in pain.

Neo: “Damn! You’re faster than you look.”

Wolverine: “Haha wish I could say the same fer you!”

Neo flips up onto one hand and kicks Wolverine with both feet and sends Wolverine flying across the room into the wall. Neo tries to flip up onto his feet but falls to the ground in pain as he realizes he a few broken ribs. All of a sudden he looks up as he hears something.

WolverineLstands up with a pick protruding from his chest) “Ugh, Damn that stings!” (Pulls pick from chest and tosses it to Neo) “Here catch you’ll need this more than I will. Well I best be getting back business.” (Pops neck then knuckles)

(NeoLStands up) “Who are you?”

Wolverine: “I’m the Wolverine.”

NeoLenters fighting stance with the pick arced above his head) “Well then come on sparky!”

Wolverine rushes in and Neo swings the pick at Wolverine’s neck impaling him and then spins him around and throws him through the wall. Then Wolverine falls four stories to the ground where he lands with an explosion on the roof of a car in the street below.

Neo: “HMM, road kill?”