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Labels
In
case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity,
here
are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
If they didn't name the companies, I wouldn't believe these, but...............  On a Sears hairdryer -- Do
not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You
could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)   On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions:
Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)  On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving
suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)  On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do
not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)  On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product
will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)  On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do
not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)  On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do
not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with
head-colds off those bulldozers.)
 On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning:
May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)  On a Japanese food processor -- "Not
to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)  On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning:
contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)   On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)  On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing
of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)  On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do
not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)  On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor
or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)  Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send
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