Of the following events, which ones are true? It is a 50/50 chance it is correct.
Ran the West Virginia Governor's limo off the road
Been interrogated by the FBI (multiple times)
Had my packages screened for bombs
Wrestled in Jello with sorority girls
Put my flight school on hold after a friend crashed in VA (I will return to it though)
Offended the local mafia boss after taking out his daughter
Flipped my vehicle in the snow
Climbed the Pyramids in Egypt
Got involved in the Hatfield McCoy feud
Raced a river barge in a skull in the middle of the night
Snuck into the WV Secretary of States office
Surfed a truck (dumb)
Skydived (dumber yet)
Wore a Penguins jersey to Toronto Maple Leaf fan gathering in Toronto (1994)
Scuba dived in the Bahamas
Walked into a robbery in progress
Detained at an airport for having a forbidden item
Spooked a low flying military jet with a radar gun
Walked through a forest fire
Been the color guard at an air show
Swing danced under dinosaurs to the strains of a big band
Discovered a forgotten bomb shelter
Raided the said bomb shelter
Was adopted by a ghetto community
Been hundreds of feet below sea level
Shot a perfect set of trap after picking up the first firearm in three years
Accidentally made my favorite artist fall of the wagon with drinking
Went over a waterfall
Got caught in an industrial fire
Broke a foot dancing
Shattered bones playing football
Bumped into my aunt accidentally in Jerusalem
Gave lectures on Egyptology
White water rafted in the Laurel Highlands
Blew up a country club's lawn sprinkler system
Dated a woman 15 years older than me
Sang Karaoke Darrin, Sinatra, Martin, and Sid Vicious in front of the same crowd
Acted and sang in several musicals and plays
Ate a bear (I didn't know!!! DAMMIT!!)
Been in several riots
Been shot at
Was a late night television host at a local TV station
Had a limo drive 40 miles to deliver his misplaced pair of handcuffs
Got out of Israel a week before the 1982 Lebanon war started
Actually, everyone of them are true.
