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When Pigs Fly

A lottery ticket, an urn, and a thicket of thieves complicate ex-cop Mack Durgin’s retirement.
Elvis lives, Mack loves, and a pig named Poindexter flies.

What the characters say

There's a tombstone with my name and a blank space for the date, but I'm in no hurry to fill it in. -- Mack Durgin
I don't have any friends. Friends are just people who haven't shafted you yet. -- Diet Cola
If Britney wants to get in my pants, she'll have to ask nice. -- Ace
I don't usually show the goods like that. -- Elvis Hornacre
God doesn't take sides in football games, and He doesn't care who wins the lottery. -- George Ashe

What my friends say

Sublimely silly and charming. -- K.M.
I love Mack! -- J.P.
Roll on the floor funny! -- K.R.

What my mom would say

You wrote a novel? That's nice, dear. I hope it doesn't have any dirty words.

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