My wife says she'll leave me if I don't quit fishing . . . God I'll miss her. I started with nothing and still have most of it left ! (Submitted by Capt. Bower) Electricians DO IT without SHORTS! (Submitted by Dan Leech) Welcome to Florida . . . now GO HOME ! Worker's left lane, tourist right ! Not ALL of us are on vacation ! When I grow old, I'll move up North and drive slow ! Keep honking... I'm reloading!  If it's tourists season... why can't we shoot 'em.... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my Mind the most!

OTHER FAVORITES Bill Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry, and Curley.   I'm Going NUCKING FUTS! Envision whirled peas! (Submitted anonymously) Tobacco Chewer on Board. .Don't follow too close ! I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving! Who elected her! I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet! (Submitted by Cheryl Ewing) Dr. Kavorkian for White House Physician! We don't care how you do it up North!! Horn Broken...Watch for Finger!! Don't Burn MY Flag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The more people I meet; the more I love my dog. (Submitted by C Norwood) Divers do it deeper ! (Submitted by Hans Beenaker) Would the last American to leave Miami, please turn off the lights and bring the flag ! (Submitted by Dan Leech) Save the Manatee ! You can't hug children with Nuclear Arms! THE ONE AND ONLY BABY STROLLER BUMPER STICKER! POO POO HAPPENS! (Submitted by Candace Ann *The preceding list of bumper stickers don't necessarily reflect the views of Boca Jeff and his Florida Retreat! Have a bumper sticker favorite? Let me know.. bocajeff@comcast.net Click on over to : | Home | Aquarium | Fishing | Gallery | Cursors |