I would like to point out to all of you that read regularly that I did write a rant awhile ago, but it was kind of a sad, depressing pile of crap more than a rant, so it was never published. That Bastard…just kidding. I really don’t blame him. My new one contains a few short rants.... just a basic mini bitch fest.
Have you ever noticed that when a new restaurant is put in, or a new store goes up, everyone flocks to it for about 6 months then it just becomes another part of the scenery? Well, I thought that Costco in Albany would be the same, but I was wrong. I am an avid picture taker, and Costco has the best deals in town for development, so naturally that is where I go. I went there one Saturday to pick up a roll or two, thinking for some reason they open at 9am. Well, I got there at about quarter till ten and there were about 80 people over 40 waiting in line to get in. Pacing the parking lot, fighting over carts…it was crazy! I swear that old people go there Saturday mornings instead of walking in the mall (another thing I NEVER understood). Ever since Costco came to our area I have had to figure out where to store the shit loads of stuff that my boyfriend buys. He just loves the place and practically refuses to shop at a regular grocery store anymore! I can understand why someone needs a case of cream-o-mushroom soup....I mean you use it all the time, or butt wipe, or beer; those are things that you just don’t want to run out of. But really folks, why is it that I have six 18oz containers of BBQ sauce? I don’t grill as much as I should, and even if I did, why would I need such HUGE quantities of it? I think that Costco has some sort of brain washing station or something. Even the word processing system I am using right now keeps capitalizing the word “Costco”. It’s kind of freaky.
Remember when you were little and your mom told you that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and boys were made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails? Well why do we have a bunch of useless parts inside of us? Tonsils? Removed. Wisdom teeth? Removed. Gall Bladder? Gonna be removed. Appendix? Removed. What is the deal? I was recently told that my gall bladder was not working properly and they would probably have to take it out. Why exactly is it there than? Waiting to take that plate of tacos that you just had and tear your stomach into shreds? Or your appendix???? Lying in hiding for the right moment to burst inside of you sending you straight to the ER to get it cut out? What a bunch of crap! I figure that if they keep cutting and removing and taking parts and pieces of me, by the time I am 30 I will be about 25 pounds lighter and be healthy because they have taken all of the useless crap out. You think???
Men, one word…duuuuuh. Sometimes I wonder if they are made out of bullshit and sponges instead of snips and snails. My boyfriend sometimes makes me want to take a pen and jab him in the leg. The logic sometimes that men come up with is just so jaw droppingly stupid I just can’t believe that that half of the species is still up and running. I’m sorry, but there are too many examples for me to pick one......lets just say that this is a small “you-go-girl” for Barb’s earlier rant.