Danger Signs

Let people know what kind of mood you're in so they don't make it any worse and you don't end up in jail because you threw a pot of coffee in someone's face and beat them viciously about the head and shoulders with the ball peen hammer you always keep handy because you were in a bad mood but they wanted to blather on about taking their Shih Tzu to the groomer and how cute it looks with the new 'do and the precious bow the groomer put on it.

Whoa, maybe I shared a little more than I'd planned there.

But I'm sure you see my point. If I'd been wearing my DANGER ANGRY sign, that idiot probably wouldn't have prattled on so I wouldn't have had to hammer her face into something that resembled what she fed that damn dog.

So save yourself some aggravation and potential jail time, pick the DANGER SIGN that best describes your mood, and let the world know that this may not be the best day to try to engage you in a conversation about rutabagas.

Click on the DANGER SIGN to get a larger, printable version or click on the shirt link to purchase a shirt. If there's an emotion you're having that you'd like certified by the folks at Bound & Gags, send us an email by clicking here and we'll send one of our misanthropic misfits over to certify that you are, indeed, feeling what you feel.