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Facade is a serio/comedic look at social climbers and the things they'll do to keep their fragile status quo.
Synopsis

The Blake's move into a beautiful neighborhood where the dynamics are directed with gale force by the Women of Seashell Drive. The Men are shells and the Children are seasonal accouterments drawn out for necessary social engagements. Will Seashell Drive envelop the Blake's or will they see behind the facade?

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General Information

Seashell Drive is a large cul-de-sac where the houses are all beautiful but the higher the number on the street, the more opulent the home. Odd numbered houses are on the right with evens on the left. Number 5 sits at the top of the cul-de-sac.

The cars are late model, top of the line and uniform. The neighborhood looks like an FBI parking lot.

Needless to say, everyone is exquisitely attired and properly mannered. When they know it's in their best interest.

Remember, face value is free.

Characters
5 Seashell Drive
Dan Blake - 32 - Cartoonist
Patty Blake - 32 - House and Career Manager
Jess Blake - 14 - As most kids, her likes shift with the wind. Her clothes and ideas will morph constantly. Will be manipulated by the whims of the Children of Seashell Drive.
4 Seashell Drive
Judith - 41 - The driving force of Seashell Drive. All hell begins from within. A major sticking point with the Blake's having #5 is Judith coveted it. She'd been waiting her entire life for the old woman there to die so she could scoop it up. She hates when plans don't come together.
Bob - 45
Chadwick (Chad) - 14
Timothy (Tim) - 13
Elizabeth (Elizabeth) - 12
3 Seashell Drive
Michelle - 38 - They've never truly fit in as close as they seem to. Are glad for The Blake's taking the pariah spot and want to keep them there.
Steve - 42
Janice (Janice) - 11
Bryce (Bry) - 10
Eleanore (Eleanore) - 9
2 Seashell Drive
Catherine - 35 - Judith's #2. As such, is the most outwardly kind and generous. Any information she gets is directly pipelined to Judith to see what she wants to do next.
Tod - 39
Teresa (Teresa) - 8
Caroline (Caroline) - 7
Lawrence (Larry) - 6
1 Seashell Drive
Rebecca - 32 - An adept social schemer before she moved to Seashell Drive. Judith and Catherine were excited to have 'one of their own' move into the neighborhood. Beware of what you ask for.
Rod - 36
Roger (Rog) - 5
Reagan (Rege) - 4
Roderick Junior (Rojo) - 3
Secondary Characters

Blake's Friends
Vent
Fred
Mike

Dan's Agent
Doug

Head of the Belletristic Society
Delores Haughtman

Cable Access Shooter
Eric

Potential Storylines

Jess gets hypochondria (every kid is in therapy and has a different ailment). An inviso-rash.
Patty goes shopping with the WoSD
Patty gets roped in by the belletristic society to front a fund raiser for the local cable access station (this signifies the collapse of that ponzi scheme)
Dan goes to the country club with the MoSD
Jess embraces her tennis success but when the going gets tough the Jess gets goth. Or preppy. Or urban. Or country. Or. . .

Agay couple buy the house of the character who just kicked her husband out. That could cause some trouble. Judith can go crazy when their annual block party gets turned into something larger.

Toss off line. Girl walking around doing a cheer: My dad rocks my mom cock blocks.

Here are the scripts for the cartoon, 'Hilary: Queen of the Taj Ma Mall' that made Dan the success his is today in the fantasy world of 'Facade.'
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall1.htm
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall2.htm
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall3.htm
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall4.htm
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall5.htm
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall6.htm
http://home.comcast.net/~boundandgags/mall7.htm

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