Transmissions from the Planet Mike ........................Activating Directional Antenna....................... ........................Searching for Earth.................................. ........................Earth Found!......................................... ........................Synchronizing Chronometers........................... Chronomike = 20070131 ........................BEGIN TRANSMISSION................................... Transmission # = 8642215021481005364 Rotation Increment = 8:42 PM Alien Transmissions Roundup I was tuning my directional antenna today and came across these gems that I wanted to share with you: My Outsourced Life (Work Safe) Read this article about a man who researched the outsourcing phenomenon by outsourcing his own life including conversations with his wife to the lovely people of India. The Pants Whisperer (NOT Work Safe) Durex brings you high entertainment in an interactive format to help you think about your penis and how to best engage in safe, FUN sex. Hilarious! iHandcuffs (Work Safe, but it will break your tech-heart) BoingBoing reports on this original article in the New York Times on the tragic, evil-big-business-like limitations of Apple's sexy new iPhone. Transmitted by Michael Bowers ........................END TRANSMISSION.....................................